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- Hayzilla6
I got a letter from the government the other day.
I opened and read it.
It said they were suckers!!- Did you give a damn or said never?palimpsest
- ^ They wanted me for their army or whatever! I mean, can you picture me giving a damn?Hayzilla
- Lolscarabin
- It occurred to me the suckers had authorityKrassy
- LOL of the dayArmandoEstrada
- LOLOLMrT
- Was this from a tricky album?Ianbolton
- PEsab
- Surprise!OBBTKN
- The cover by Tricky was great though
https://www.youtube.…yuekit - Also...
https://youtu.be/JUq…Hayzilla
- mort_4
I just found what appears to be a bloody human heart in a transparent Ziploc bag in my fridge. Weird.
- Hayzilla0
Anybody know what I've accidentally pressed meaning that I cant see the transform handles or selection stuff at all on things in After Effects?
- imbecile10
the individual delivering test subject 22 was very forceful with my door when alerting me to his arrival. I can only begin to imagine the horrors the driver may have endured during their journey together. test subject 22 appears to have calmed for now.
- The real money in these cute lil fuckers is the food... you always gotta buy the food... What's scarabin's sperm going for these days anyway?PonyBoy
- :D
If you have to ask you can’t afford itscarabin - Can you feed it after midnight?monospaced
- Got mine (two of them) Cat hates them! kinda funnyhydro74
- Grubble grub is a good idea, incidentally... i could design cool containers and fill ‘em with candyscarabin
- :Dsted
- Got two for my 2yr old daughter. Initially she was all about em. Now she hides her face when she seems em. *brentrambo.gif*duckseason
- Lol!scarabin
- OBBTKN2
Long story short. We're not going to buy the second house.
A good oportunity, but not a good moment, period.
- BusterBoy1
Rona finnaly got me Monday. Tested positive in the morning...went to a gig on the previous Friday and word got around quite a few people got sick.
Felt slightly off Monday morning...then around lunchtime...BOOM! Have felt like death warmed up since. Just now turning the corner.
Knew I'd eventually get it and just hoped I'd be one of the low symptom ones. Sucks that I'm not.
Worst part has been the freaking cough...just non stop. Have coughed so much I think I've strained every muscle around my torso.
Shit happens.
- sted0
4am fml
- https://services.met…
amateur ;)OBBTKN - I don't get any of this, what is it?shapesalad
- shrooms falling from the skysted
- https://services.met…
- Gardener0
follow the signs from 10pm : crmk.co.uk/listen
- imbecile2
i guess this is what this thread is for...
last night, the gf was coming over after work to do our usual thing. parks with the dog then dinner, personal project time if either of are feeling up to it after.
I usually let the dog out front when i hear her pull up as the dog tends to be excitable, but we can trust her to stay on property.
there is a neighborhood cat we have named vincent (missing part of his ear), neighbors have named him bruce, that sometimes tries to sneak into the house when the doors are left open. he'll flop over for pets and hang out on our respective porches sometimes.
there are paw prints on all the cars in the garage. i think he waits until i use the grill for dinner and stays in there when I put it away. i never see him run out the next morning.
whatever, as long as he is warm / safe i guess.
over the last few days we had discussed how we hadn't seen him lately. as it's cold and rainy lately, we even attempted to blindly call out to him a few times to see if he was around.
well, as she is coming in, she says leave the dog inside, she sees vincent struggling with a sticker burr in the front yard.
i walk off and tell the dog to wait. not a minute later, i hear her yell my name in a way she never had. i go to the door to see her holding a sad struggling cat.
all she can say through tears is "he's broken".
his right rear leg is dangling, he's not actively yowling in pain, but this is visibly bad. i'm instantly moved and saddened.
i bring him into the laundry room and pull down a bed and towels for him to lay on and some old cat food i still had in a container.
obviously hungry and thirsty, he scarfs down a bowl of food eager for more and enough water to warrant a refill.
we tell the dog to leave him alone and he curls up. we take turns visiting him with scritches and treats allowing him to relax with a full belly as we investigate his options.
he was purring, kneading the bed, and actively loving the better conditions.
all the vets were closed, the emergency vets wanted hundreds if not a a thousand plus for an immediate repair. impossible to know how bad without paying for a scan.
one of the techs called us back while we were calling other locations with a plan that allowed us to surrender the animal under a good samaritan clause. we will not have to pay the medical, but we will be able to follow him through the system until he is up for adoption.
whether he loses his leg or walks with a limp, i guess i'm about to be a cat person.
fucking vincent
- doggydoggdog0
Salary for Senior-level Graphic Designer?
- What city? For example, if you live in Detroit and are Senior Web Designer + Partner, you probably looking at 190k and some benefitsnb
- <monospaced
- ^YakuZoku
- ^_niko
- < ^ > <nb
- imbecile0
Does anyone remember a particular pet store with yellow and black branding? it had large black animals with white eyes on the outside of a building. also featured on a van, packaging, and other elements, i believe. it was very happy & fun throughout with sparse clean typography. ty
- Gnash1
My cousin just sold an NFT for an obscene amount of money. I’m a bit numb at the news
- Think I’ll have a wee napGnash
- Yeah, i recently found out that a good friend's making £30k+ a month just diddling with some crypto SecondLife bullshit I warned him not to waste his life on.Nairn
- 'Numb' is the appropriate adjective.Nairn
- They're making more money than you guys while working way less hours....LOLpinkfloyd
- Your cousin is an idiot. Good luck cashing out in this marketgrafician
- Well he bought it for $700 and sold it for $750,000... not sure he’s the idiot in this scenarioGnash
- It was one of those ugly ape thingsGnash
- (The nap didn’t work)Gnash
- Does he has the 700K in his posesion? In his bank account? Cash?
Until then, still an idiot to pay $700 for airgrafician - insane_niko
- Not sure graf, didn’t ask that. You have a point. I just assumed it was real moneyGnash
- graf sounds like a boomerinteliboy
- He's just a haterYakuZoku
- Awesome btwYakuZoku
- Sounds like a Ponzi scheme.boobs
- Sounds like he can finally afford to drive someplace and do something.capn_ron
- I wonder how rich you'd have to be to justify spending 750k on an animated gif of an ape.yuekit
- Is the NFT market just premised on there being a handful of ultra rich people out there who are really bored?yuekit
- You need to spend money to make money. Being rich is not for the poor.palimpsest
- damnPonyBoy
- i have the impression nuffin sells more than 0.1 eth on knowing origin, with after minting is nearly to nuffin... only had a quick view though.neverscared
- Huge gambles on PFPs. Your cousin was lucky getting in early on BAYC. Watching folk get some crazy losses on Azuki's at the moment as they panic sell.microkorg
- My acquaintance sold an NFT for like $250k and had no problems cashing out. If someone insists the money can't be cashed out, they're probably a fucking moronmonospaced
- I take that back. Probably just bitter and ignorant of the reality. Not sure, but they'd be wrong.monospaced
- If nobody was cashing out NFTs, then it would be a big deal. But they are, and that's why the market is still going strong.monospaced
- mono with his invented anecdotes
show us the money first!
clownsgrafician - You don't have to cash out. Places now taking ETH as payment.microkorg
- BuddhaHat2
I made green chicken curry last night, I'm eating leftovers for lunch today, and it is so fucking good I can't believe it. The extra bit of effort in the kitchen is totally worth it.
- BusterBoy4
Both my kids now have the 'rona. I'm a super spreader.
- bogue18
I've been cooped up in my house all winter. Finally got the van out of hibernation and decided to work from the beach today. Man does this feel good.
- Nice!YakuZoku
- kinell i wouldn't have the willpower to stay in that little oven with all that loveliness outside to get intohans_glib
- So long as you can access PornHub, it doesn't matter where you WFH.shapesalad
- Feels like a grey area of the law.. is it illegal to jack off in a van if it has a full kitchen in it?bogue
- ^ LOL @boguedee-dubs
- What year Westy? I have an '81 air-cooled one.fooler
- Living the Dream®Chimp
- Wantcannonball1978
- @fooler It's an 88'.. but it's actually for sale... because last weekend I bought a 91 Syncro Camper with a subaru engine swap. I get it this saturday :)bogue
- i should get a vanpango
- what van is this?pango
- should i get it?pango
- @pango.. this is a VW Vanagon Camper (Westfalia)... while this is the most practical small camper van IMO, it's also something you need to maintainbogue
- They're old vehicles, and require a mechanical interest in to keep them running.bogue
- Oh, and lastly, this van makes sense for me because I have 2 little kids and there is no other setup that accommodates all of us in such a compact way.bogue
- That syncro sounds amazing. I have 2 young sons and make my wife drive them separately in her SUV to the campground. You never know when it will break down.fooler
- SimonFFM3
Model had to go to hospital suddenly so couldn’t come to the shoot (#3 after dead grandmother and car accident).
So, I had a day off in Paris at summer weather. Discovered many beautiful places and really enjoyed the day and re-gained energy.
Tough job is ahead Thursday, so new energy really helped.
After last week Ibiza, now Paris, my life seems almost back to normal.
I have booked some Ukrainian models and am worried again as they are driving into Ukraine now to visit their families. Disturbing times.
A longtime Russian model told me today she emigrated to France. And send me photos of her new boobs right after that message. Disturbing times, like I said.
- < you forgot to attach the photo she sent in your blog post here.shapesalad
- I thought QBN was clean now.SimonFFM
- Pffft. 'Clean'.Continuity
- pics or it never happened!YakuZoku
- I'm not Pinocchio, but I can't share photos she privately sent me. I will photograph her soon and then I can share.SimonFFM
- Check out my frankenboobs, blyat.cannonball1978
- At least describe her picturepango
- lolshapesalad
- @YakuZoku it's 2022.
OF link or it never happened!
It will be a lot of photos from Ukrainian models sitting at family tables.sted - Guess no Bucharest this summer Simon?grafician
- Pics or it didn't happen. You can post the new boobs on imgur and link here.NBQ00
- Do you exclude models with fake body parts from your work?drgs
- I shoot women with silicon, too, but it depends on how large they are. Only natural looking.SimonFFM
- She doesn't have OF or Patreon or any of these...SimonFFM
- nb2
I never realized how similar Jump is to this song by Dirk Diggler. One a huge hit, the other a stinker. But they sound about the same really.
Van Halen sucks! Hahahaha
- Dis or dat threadnb
- That was the point.monospaced
- Van Halen ripped Stan Bush?nb
- https://www.youtube.…monNom
- Also, what is going on in that Van Halen video? It's clearly not a guitar song, but the only keyboard is an incredibly dusty one at 2:35monNom
- grafician-8
Posted "designers shouldn't touch Jira" on linkedin and got 2 job offers...
Keep it simple guys.
- "6 people from IBM viewed your post"grafician
- good luck graf - people will always need their newspapers and milk delivered in the morning.face_melter
- 190k/year and some company benefits.palimpsest
- inteliboy1
I was at a small country pub on the weekend, super small quaint place, barely would fit a dozen people in there. In walks this smarmy 60-something guy with a double breasted navy suit, moussed back hair and a fake tan. Has a drink, a chat with the locals and winks at us as he walks outside "going to have a smoke". Like we care.
Anyway the cunt ended up being some right wing politician out campaigning for himself, leaving a wad of flyers on the bar. And these country sods, always without fail right-leaning, will no doubt vote will for the fuckwit. The end.
- Hayzilla3
Always liked this site for ideas to use for small funky site projects. Seems to have died off though. Anyone know a similar place?
- Looks like the site design has been refreshed semi-recently, and they still post content a few times a month... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- While often not as polished, you can find some gems searching through code penduckseason
- ive always tried to figure out how to say the name if this site. is it tymp anus?ArmandoEstrada