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i keel threads.
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- neue75_bold0
Went out last night for the first time in nearly a month, the jam was bumpin', the ladies was fly..... and of course, my ex-wife was there too...
:|
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ooh the tiny village that amsterdam really is!
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- mr_snuggles0
I'm cashing in my chips... quitting while I'm behind...
- mr_snuggles0
Wowee Zowee, het [Mice] Parade on repeat today.. wading to Utrecht through the canals of regret whilst carrying the collective monkey on my back munching on blue skittles, being the only colour I got in my pack...Struttin' was great, jochem and I played pinball... even saw a really cute girl that I was determined to bore to death, it was all so fantastic until the wife came and sat down... my tits were done, the votes cast and I lost by a landslide... even when blonde girl was rubbing her bum into my groin I could only muster up enough energy to sigh and leave...
Hope you kids had a great time last night...
cheers,
mike
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- mr_snuggles0
hahaha, that's bril! you actually should print that..
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yeah, i think i will.
- GreedoLives0
I've been saying it for years, forget banks, rob grocery stores! Especially the super mega supermarket ones. Robbing a bank is a federal crime, supermarkets is not. They have just as much money on a saturday afternoon, if not more, than a bank. And security is usually much much weaker than in a bank. An added plus is if you got to a working class neighborhood supermarket where people dont trust banks and pay for everything in cash.
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*takes notes
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discussing branding and past lives with the ambitious young doctor of osteopathy; sipping jug wine from a plastic cup with the french consul in front of my dead father's painting; alas, this is how I roll.
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jenny loves it.
- GreedoLives0
osteopaths have an incidence of malpractice suits that is something like three times higher than regular MDs. At least in Massachusetts.
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I'll tell you a story. I once fell deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. I had sixty goddamn fish tanks in my house. I'd skin-dive to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day
I say, fuck fish. I renounce fish.
- mr_snuggles0
A Fish Called Clitoris?
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That's what's called an epiphyte.
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jesus and einstein..
so happy together.
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..and then the screenwriter accidentally walked into his own movie.
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and another for the snugs