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- grunttt0
hey brooke!
*high five
- grunttt0
Beard Update:
Day 8 - The past 2 days have been the "itchy" phase. Yesterday I shaved my lower neck to create a line (just below my second chin) which makes me look less homeless but still shady as hell. I predict someone will try to buy meth from me in the next day or so.
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I'm a homeowner now.
brooke
(Nov 6 06, 10:16)so you had intercourse with a lady this weekend? whatver makes you happy brooke! :)
i salute you.
- _salisae_0
just learned that tony hawk buried half of his cremated dad at home depot??
Tony Hawk (the skateboarder) lives a few miles from here, and he wanted to scatter his father’s ashes in the places where he (the father) was happiest. So Tony and his brothers took some out to sea in the traditional surfer’s memorial, but scattered the rest in... the Oceanside Home Depot. After that was in the paper, Home Depot responded by telling the paper that they do not want any human remains scattered in the store....
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urban legend
- _salisae_0
i was born on the 8th of december at 8:08pm
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I know
- _salisae_0
while our general manager is gone i've proposed to the team that we strip down nude and work diligently until he gets back to show that even when we're free of constraints we are focused and hard working
- mr_snuggles0
a hard man is good to find...
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I am in agreement with your plan, cheri
- mr_snuggles0
let them eat pie...
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I am in agreement with your plan, Mike
- mr_snuggles0
I condone nothing, but accept everything...
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My concurrence is nearly unanimous
- mr_snuggles0
it's out of my hands...
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I feel inclined to blow my mind
- mr_snuggles0
first – make it thicker..
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nothing could be thicker
- mr_snuggles0
thick is how I get down, from town to town...
- conroy0
Dear Diary.
I've been stripped of my dignity and my name from the QBN.
gfro is dead. I settled upon the name conroy. I'm new again and have a clean start on life.
we'll I better get back to my tasks.
Talk to you soon.
Love,
conroy