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- Jnr_Madison0
Is it wrong to feel a sense of accomplishment when you manage to make someone cry?
- _salisae_0
i had no idea the praying mantis were so fierce
- ********0
I buy candy instead
- chossy0
I got a rude email from somebody today, clearly it was written by somebody with little or no intelligence. If people are going to write rude emails surely they would spend time on them and constrct a prose the likes of which had never been seen before, in order to make the experience at least memorable.
- chossy0
man my potatos are taking ages and ages to bake :'( and I'm hungrier than that time when I was really hungry, but this time I'm even morer hungrier!!
fuck you potatos cook NOW :E
- grunttt0
much like a watched pot never boils. a verbally abused potato never bakes.
- ********0
reality favors analog
- grunttt0
last friday night (well, early saturday morning) i had a dream that i needed to go to the bathroom. i was at a strange house and for the life of me i couldn't get the lid of the toliet to stay up. fed up, i asked my wife to come in and hold the seat up. she came in an immediately sat down on the toilet, totally cutting in, forcing me to go to another bathroom. at this point i had to go really, really bad. i found another bathroom, lifted the lid and started to pee... IMMEDIATELY WAKING ME UP FROM MY DREAM! Yep. that's right. I pee'd in bed. Luckily it was very little and i instantly woke up and took myself to the actual bathroom to relieve myself. no i was not drunk in the least (had maybe 2 beers that night). Lucky thing too, because if I had been drunk I would have surely completely emptied my bladder in the bed.
I'm 32 years old.
- ********0
deterritorilization has its price
- ********0
2 GB RAM laying on my table this morning.. I'm suspecting my boss want something extra of me, first a raise then the RAM.
- edd-e0
mr.dinky hand delivered me a ntpe2 print last night
- grunttt0
mr.dinky hand delivered me a ntpe2 print last night
edd-e
(Jan 11 07, 05:26)fo real?
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Sign in barber shop; " Er taget til Spanien for at bekaempe Fascismen. Kommer straks" Gone to Spain to fight fascism. Be right back.
-from notebooks of Guy Davenport
- edd-e0
mr.dinky hand delivered me a ntpe2 print last night
edd-e
(Jan 11 07, 05:26)fo real?
grunttt
(Jan 11 07, 05:27)yes!!! during a nt drinks
he had all of them still in their tubes still all ready to be delivered with all the right address labels on em, they are much larger than i had remember it to be, and its rurl sweeeeeeeet!!!:)
- grunttt0
i want my mr. dinky print!
my addy has changed since then.
wtf? did you slap him 29 times for the rest of us?
- edd-e0
um grunttt, he actually had extras, and gave those out
- GreedoLives0
we've suddenly had an invasion of mice, starting 5 days ago. we live on the third floor, so the people below must not be very vigilant. caught two of them the past two nights, we nicknamed them 'Crunchy' and 'Speedy'. Poor little grey guys, if only they'd listen to reason...
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I put traps inside a brown bag and sex em with peanut butter.
- grunttt0
I put traps inside a brown bag and sex em with peanut butter.
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(Jan 11 07, 08:08)that brown bag thing is quite genius, i must say.