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- gruntt0
earlier today while i was standing out on the sidewalk enjoying a cigarette, a gentleman "drove" past me on a motorized wheelchair. On the back of the chair was an upside sign that read "if you can read this, flip me over"
- Gorbie0
fucking hell i'm disconnected.
i'm probably dead, but noone has called and told me yet.110 degrees today, and my head is pounding. sangria, budweiser and a bottle of sauvignon blanc. sirens whirling past freeport boulevard. 2:30 am, the plants are dying, cigarettes are burning my throat. Watched a samurai movie in my underwear, missed a call from kingjulien gonna scramble tomorrow but i think i worked something out today.
A cookie dwells in my stomach and the bed sheets are ready for their next karate lesson. My dad is going to marry a Latvian. I gave him my car.
- ********0
your excellency
- ********0
i got this in one of my gmail account today http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i…
he have the same name but with a 2 at the end.. guess he wasn't too happy havn't at the endmy kid ate some cleaning powder for the shink, made him drink ½ l of milk and he is fine now .. crazy little fucker
i still have trouble sleeping, 2 -3 hours a day the most..
and i¨m about to hit 6000 posts in the pvn.. wow, thats alot of bullshit in one place
- ********0
and i spell like shit after midnight
- tkmeister0
i woke up this morning thinking i was hangover. but i wasn't. then i had to get to work for 9am meeting. i had 4hrs meetings through out the day... then i had to go out with my co-workers for drinks. i came back home at 11.30 thinking i am gonnna pass out, only to realize that i had no dinner. now i had a sandwich, i feel better. the end.
ps. i am planning to wake up early and play tennis with my buddy before work tomorrow.
- brooke0
Up.
Almost 2am and I still have a long way to go. . .
- Gorbie0
i watched the sun rise, and the power lines string the clouds like kabobs on a grill, they burned away. the cigarette pushed into the ash tray and the coffee pot is now home to a fly. i got twelve muffins and they're all covered in fluffy mold.
happy last days of piecing this disparate boy into a professional man. i'll watch it crumble by years end and promise the entire next to get back to where i once was.
Sofia made pasta that would've made even the great Chez Boyardee chuck his can opener.
Never going back there.
- mayo0
was talking to tehgee about stuff and I had the thought about goths having names kinda like drag Queens. But instead of something like "Deja Vulva" one could be "Morosa Parks."
- ********0
NT is weird, its fuckin' weird man.
but thats why i love it.
- mayo0
I got a few good ones in during the roasts. At least that's what I was told. I don't know. I didn't ever understand half the stuff I said.
- mayo0
Going for a sushi dinner and then the Missing Person's concert tonight. I'm taking a pair of scissors this time. Last week at the DramaRama concert, there were all these twits with shoulder bags that kept poking my jumblies. This week I'm snipping them off! >:(
um, the shoulder bags, not my jumblies.
- ********0
nice, i just made a double decker mayo sandwich.
- mayo0
that's kind of yuck magicpatch.
- jevad0
mayo.....sandwich....
:/
- ********0
nice, a triple now :-)
- ********0
the thread sweety, the thread!
also slipped in a lil jev in there...
- mayo0
our bowling team was 8 lanes away from Jack Johnson on wednesday night.
- jevad0
I would definately be gay for jack johnson
- mayo0
OOOohhhhh! I get it. Unfortunately
:P