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- Scottizzle0
its my birthday tomorrow, and I get to drink beer at work today! I get to drink beer at work whenever I want really...but today is special, cause tomorrow is my bday!
lollerskates.
- ********0
happy birthday, someone get the 1300!
- mayo0
for some reason he annoyed me that night. I don't know why.
but lifeinbinary got 3 drunk dial calls from me because of it.
- mayo0
1300
- ********0
yay! free beastco shirt for mayo.
- mayo0
happy birthday and all that rubbish Scottizzle!
- ********0
Thurs — with Dogg to our special place — to the little dirt area beside the tree. Because of allergies, Dogg has chewed off most of his hair. On the way home, heard young mother say to baby: look, honey, look at the pretty — recoiling as Dogg emerged from behind the car.
Still thinking about look on Dogg’s face: apologetic.
- mayo0
our doggie was gassy last night and was in a "wrestle with mommy" mode. our couch smells like unadulterated ass.
- ********0
a friend bought the brian jonestown massacre "greatest hits" compliation and liked it until he noticed something that has now ruined it for him forever: the tambourine.
- mayo0
at the DramaRama concert, the lead singer started playing a COW BELL. I took two photos with my cell, but you can't really see what he's doing. He could be shaving a detachable beaver for all you can tell.
- ********0
peteski's got me hooked on the new pornographers, by that i mean ive been doing the jig all week.
- ********0
went to Vietnamese restaurant. Went to wrong one. Meant to go to Vietnam, instead went to Vietnam Garden, one block up.
Waiter persuaded me to order “Seven Courses of Beef.” Couldn’t bear final course: a glistening mound of ground meat in transparent membrane, dyed cherry in center.
Thought about you-know-who. Asked for doggie bag.
- mayo0
I stopped going to the Golden Flower Vietnamese Restaurant when i ordered catfish in a pot and it wasn't catfish.
- cosmo0
hi.
- mayo0
hi cosmo. who are you?
- cosmo0
i'm a dream. who are you? are in my dream?
- mayo0
only if it's a nightmare
- version30
i'm about to commit murder
- cosmo0
yes, it's a nightmare alrite. version3 is in it too, he just commited murder in my nightmare.
- mayo0
the mean girl with a mohawk at the coffee shop i go to before work was wearing a cute hat. I'm going to find one just like it and where it in there and then stare at her.
Unfortunately it's a hat better suited for short hair and my hair is definitely not that.