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- mayo0
dobs, I'd make the jumblies look like a penis...or a duck, ducks with a few feathers a little windblown and molt-y...
HAHahahah magicpatch, I have recorded an Animal Planet show where they did a documentary on the first successful koala artificial insemination. So i already got a recording of "fucking koalas" :P
- Is it weird the first number I thought of was 69 when you said important numbers?********
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- Is it weird the first number I thought of was 69 when you said important numbers?
- version30
there are people frekaing me out in the print exchange
i never hear from them i don't understand it
i got my pieces signed and numbered today
- ********0
can't help but laugh me arse on that one sweety :-)
- mayo0
it's funny cuz it's true...hahahaha
- Peter0
Friday evening and less then 20 minutes til the clocks says time for beer with friends. The godamn seconds seems to pass so slow. The friday transformation have me turned into a cat waiting for it's master to stop fumbling with the can-opener. And in 1 hour on a rooftop in suburban Tokyo I'll turn into a monkey.
- brooke0
I would like to learn more about vaginal orgasms.
- version30
i would like to learn more about brooke
- tehgee0
i am so thirsty but its late so i dun want to walk to the store but im SOOO THIRSTYYYY
- derek20050
i want to wakeboard but i am no t at my cottage dammmi!
- tehgee0
ithink ineed to move somewhere near the ocean whereits sunny most of the time but i think he only place to do thatis like california
- mayo0
i had a dream i was mocking Urkel last night in Strasbourg and he overheard me. i felt bad but hid behind a refrigerator instead.
- rockonski0
i worked out for the 1st time ever yesterday. my arm is sore so BAD
- photovoltaic0
i hate the people upstairs. they are mean. very mean. they deserve to be downstairs. in the depths of hell.
- mayo0
I have to bowl tonight. just thinking about all the alcohol i will consume tonight makes me want to pee.
- canuck0
I am going to the doctors tomorrow so they can medicate my mysterious rash.
It's only 4.23 yet I am hungry, looks like it will be an early dinner. I should probably start to study for my exam soon.
- ********0
I need my life to be simple, because I am rather complicated. I suppose if I were more simple, I would want it to be more complex.
- ********0
My kid dropped my cellphone (SE k700i) in the toilet tonight. I found it by calling it and I heard some strange noise from the washroom, walked out there and laying at the button of the big white chair. I picked it up and it still worked after been in the water for 5 to 10 minutes. Solid fuckin phone!!
Still can't believe it still works :S
- mayo0
i couldn't find my phone this morning. i'll check the toilet when i get home. my schnauzer would do something like that.
- ********0
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced- placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
- mayo0
Rand seems to be on a magic kick today from what i've read.
AbRand CadabRand!