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I went to the dentist today for the first time in 5 years! It's not that I don't like them or scared of them, but they tell you to get your teeth checked every 3-6 months and expect you to pay a 100 bucks for it.. fuck that.
So I wanted to prove the greedy fuckers wrong by not getting my teeth check for 5 years. In that period I have brushed my teeth twice a day and nothing more. I must have consumed 2000L Coke, 500kg candy, smoked 30000 cigarettes and lot of other shit thats bad and make holes in that period.. at least!!
But the dentist said I have very nice and clean spotless teeth and asked how often I have had them check... when I told him, he almost swallowed his nose..
"See you in 5 years you greedy fuck"
- paraselene0
you tell 'em, d-e!
- ********0
The last erection I had was at 8:40 this morning.
- grayhood0
welcome to Bottlerocket's boner blog.
- canuck0
October 29th 2005
Today is my 24th birthday.
And it doesnt feel any different than being 23. Maybe 25 will be different. Probably not.
In 24 more years I will be 48. At that point I will feel old.
I think I will buy myself a cake tomorrow, and have my birthday in secret. I don't want anyone to know.
- Seanbot0
Do I buy an iPod tomorrow, or should I save for the coming heat bill?
- Serhat0
i am invaded by wall-painters in my house, i should use wallpapers next time...
- uncle_helv0
Listening to Bill Withers, I have also put some washing on, the noise of the two different sounds colliding makes me feel I have created something original.
- canuck0
I am so wired of coffee right now.
- shilohous0
finding myself a bit hungry, I shouldn't have bought that sack
magicpatch
(Oct 23 03, 17:09)
- brooke0
Alright. Okay. You win.
I'm gay now.
- c_valencia0
haha!
- brooke0
But seriously - I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving anymore. In fact, I don't know when I'll ever go back.
- canuck0
Looking out my window at about 3 inches of snow. fuck it has started. this year is going by way to fast. come back summer. I miss you :(
- brooke0
Chicago is lovely in Fall.
- c_valencia0
Anyway, pumpkin pie is overrated.
- brooke0
You should just come here.
- visualplane0
*yawn*
off to bed
- c_valencia0
Maybe when the Cubs make it to the series.
- skelly0
I walked under 6 ladders on halloween and I've had a great week so far.