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- ********0
tell him to go himself
if not
tell him to go fuck himself
- ********0
everybody knows it's all about drinking
- joyride0
I keep forgetting there's a conference that i should pay attention too... i guess
Can I get your notes?
- GreedoLives0
record the whole thing as a mp3, dump it on his desk and two days later ask him an embarrassingly detailed question about the conference and you'll never be bothered again.
- BonSeff0
write your report with crayons on big chief paper
- ********0
Hello, my idiosyncratic tots.
- kingjulien0
does a teardrop tattoo always suggest one has committed murder in prison?
the reason i ask is, do i need to take his threats seriously?
on a related note, is the black muslim bakery on san pablo ave. open for contract?
- ********0
I just want to take a moment and thank every last piece of grass that grew simultaneously today.
- _salisae_0
i am in love with amy's butternut squash soup
- GreedoLives0
I feel creatively dead...all i can do is rehash other people's good ideas.
- ********0
What's up, my steadfast ballers.
- neue75_bold0
sometimes I think that the rest of this site just can't keep up with me, but then I realise it's most-likely just the internet...
- neue75_bold0
and that I'm faster than most computers...
- ********0
Oh mech, hot rocket, thank you. For that was way faster than three speedy bullets attempting to reach one's light.
- CALLES0
im not hungry
- kingjulien0
Sammy, you're not going to sing for us, are you?
- r_mutt0
see you on the other side
- ********0
Me: \
Willie Nelson /
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