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dear klaus,
I regret to inform you that Jon had a heart attack following an acute episode of high blood pressure following your emails
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Last night I picked up my new gem, a 1966 Rambler Ambassador. Thing is near mint, with a 287 V8, and only 67K on it. What a beautiful car, ran like a kitten for about 30 minutes after leaving the auto clinic, when it shut down on the highway. The fuckin' thing wouldnt start again, so I had to wait over 2 hours to get picked up by a tow truck. I was kinda choked for a bit, but that passed, now I'm hungry again.
- mayo0
oh man, that sucks magicpatch :(
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:-) it's ok, i just sang: frosty the snowman, to keep me busy over and over. but i replaced the words frosty the snowman, with meeeee the idiot...
- mayo0
some "kid" called asking if we were hiring sucking on a jolly rancher or something the whole time he was talking to me. i don't want to cover the phones anymore or i'll say something mean.
- visualplane0
saw my ex today very briefly. she has a good heart, and we care for each other.
- visualplane0
I'm feeling nostalgic and philosophical...it must be the antibiotics
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in the dream the doctor told me I would be blind in 3 years. I found myself running down the beach, voraciously seeing everything. Everything was beautiful, and I wished I had my camera, to preserve for others what I would no longer be able to experience. The rest I won't go into.
- canuck0
Dude, I am stealing your dream and turning it into a movie.
one.
- bradpitt0
I would like to be the actor in this movie.
- canuck0
I can't afford you. I was thinking of hiring Bob Goldthwait to play Rand.
- bradpitt0
That would be an insult to rand, i say get sean connery.
- canuck0
No the movie will be a comedy. And I need a low budget actor.
- bradpitt0
I will do it for free.
- canuck0
The love interest will be played by Rhea Pearlman.
- canuck0
Are you still down?
- bradpitt0
Thinking.
- bradpitt0
I shall pass on the offer, can I at least get to say "mazel tov!" once in the movie?
- canuck0
I would have to work it into the script, but it is likely.
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I am exercising my contractual rights. brad has the job.