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- emukid0
i was up late last night reading (looking at?) banky's book -- the one with 10% more crap. i don't get how he claims to have proved the broken window theory wrong. banksy's graffiti is not typical graffiti -- it is often very clever, is well executed and is actually pretty nice to look at. the shit i see around town is downright hideous and that's the kind of crap i think of when i think of typical graffiti. the comparison is just not there.
- Spookytim0
5 minutes until lunchtime ends.
somebody post something stupid, please.
- detritus0
WOOHOO!
I "don't" have lung cancer. Or, if I do, it's too small to tell yet, so I might be kicking around for another couple of years yet. Wonderful.
3 weeks of utter headfuck, for - apparently - nothing.
Well, at least I've given up cigarettes and weed.
- Seriously Det? Have you been under scrutiny and furthermore cleared? Congrats for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Spookytim
- Yeah, just 'phoned the doc.
Gosh, I feel slightly silly now, for all the things that've been going through my head.detritus - high five !canuck
- ^5!detritus
- what made you think you had cancer?cosmoo
- A succession of particularly vicious pains in new places, a massive shortness of breath and problems fully inhaling.detritus
- Hmm. This comes across as a bit overly dramatic here - suffice to say, I genuinely believed I had it.detritus
- Well I know what it's like to wait to see if you're fucked.
*high five too.Jnr_Madison - ^5! Yeah, next time I'm going with BUPA. 3 weeks is an infinity to fret in - especially after giving up the chong..detritus
- *sigh...i might need to go by the docs. cigs are killing me and i constantly think that i have cancer.cosmoo
- I just got out of a nhs hospital, fuck me, that was the best ad for bupa av ever!Jnr_Madison
- Do it, man - I was genuinely surprised at how easy it was to give them up in the face of something 'important'.detritus
- Actually, the hospital bit was ok - i was quite impressed - but gee, how on Earth can it take so long to get a verdict?!detritus
- Mind you - it's freezing here in Blighty, so the prospect of nipping out for a fag isn't quite as enjoyable as it used to be.detritus
- i have this horrible pain in my throat. i guess it's better to go get it checked now.cosmoo
- Yes, pidgeon, go and get it checked.Jnr_Madison
- Yeah - I hate the docs, but it's so much better to know one way or the other.detritus
- ********0
detritus: welcome back to the land of pleasure
- Jnr_Madison0
So I just got that HD likes, 'cause we all know am fucking loaded, right, 150k a year, no? Now, all it does is make the other channels look shite, ken?
Daft, eh?
- I'm finding it hard to get out of carver mode.
Daft, eh?Jnr_Madison - Have.you.told. jennny?********
- Jenny?Jnr_Madison
- Amy?canuck
- if you were carver, you would've had HD ages ago back when it was unaffordable, ken?GreedoLives
- ha ha.. true!Jnr_Madison
- I'm finding it hard to get out of carver mode.
- detritus0
Actually, one more thing - how come it's 'not common knowledge' that giving up smoking makes you feel so fucking atrocious? I've had what feels like a really bad Strep throat for weeks now, I cough more now than I ever did when I was smoking and .. by God, the horror of seeing what my lungs have been expelling is .. well, er.. horrific. Though, on that last one - it's all for the good, I guess. Makes me realise what an ass I've been for smoking so much for so long. Bah.
Anyway - if you're a smoker - take it from an ex-proponent - it's Just Not Worth It. And actually not really that hard to quit - I mean, it's not easy - but it's not as hard as the first couple of days make out.
- http://www.steadyhea…detritus
- are you eating more? have ye gained any weight?GreedoLives
- Thanks for this, just convinced me never to give up. I'm no quitter.Jnr_Madison
- Too early to tell, I guess - but yeah, I'm munching more food and busying myself with random tasks when I feel antsydetritus
- lol, Jnr_
It's only a short-term thing :)detritus - (I fucking hope)detritus
- Just don't come crying when you're 30 stone and stuck on the toilet.Jnr_Madison
- there's always masturbation to keep them hands busy... great for burning calories tooGreedoLives
- Jnr_Madison0
capsize = The blog baffler.
- This was a term of endearment not a dig.Jnr_Madison
- Now tell me who jenny is?Jnr_Madison
- 867-5309GreedoLives
- GreedoLives0
i don't understand #4 in the PSB finalists, the johnny depp one. i didn't see that movie, someone explain it to me... :/
- canuck0
You're all a slice of life.
- Jnr_Madison0
I fear alphaomgea got and ip ban, face first of course.
- *anJnr_Madison
- twas a thread about him, but it quickly was deleted along with all of his accounts i would assume7point34
- ********0
I once spent an entire year convinced I had cancer
- I had it for 2 in my teens********
- I blame all those TLC and Discovery channel health shows.canuck
- DE, you actually had it, or thought you had it?********
- had it, was 12 so I didn't really understand seriousness of it!
Got rid of it and haven't seen it since******** - good news********
- that is great!********
- hell, DE - your various mania and joie de vivre make all the more sense, then ;)detritus
- Yeah, wow, good to hear.Jnr_Madison
- actually we all have cancerous cells, those of us who are healthy are able to kill them off_salisae_
- healthy/lucky_salisae_
- I kicked it's ass. and I will again if I have to, got family to take care of now. ********
- I had it for 2 in my teens
- ********0
I judge people way to fast.
I see or talk to someone and 10 sec later I think I know what kind of people they are and what to expect.
But I'm almost always right about it, or at least I think I am.
- ********0
I like the small money
- ********0
im gonna lay low for awhile.
I should have competed in the PSB and showed some technique to backup my antics. But, alas I had no internet connection.
Good stuff though.
- Spookytim0
There's no denying it, I am always enjoying the ones that get removed. I know why they get removed, and I respect the rules and boundaries, but still, its great when everyone jumps on something and goes crazy for a few moments.
Thamks.
- What did I miss? I fucking miss everything.Jnr_Madison
- i'm going to start using thamkssikma
- oh shit it wasnt retina grease after all it was ky lube from that vinyl par.... i've said too much7point34
- A brief, frenzied, collective retort to a thread bemoaning certain standards.Spookytim
- CALLES0
- my son is ginger thamks... dont lets be railing on gingers7point34
- *raises eyebrowsJnr_Madison
- Hey! We're not all... yeah. Actually, fairdoes.detritus
- I'm concerned about breach of copyright here. Maybe change the blood type...Spookytim
- ... from "Type O" to "Type FUCKING HELL 1000% GREEN"Spookytim
- hahahahahCALLES
- Jnr_Madison0
*Note to self:
QBN slang and in-jokes don't work in real life. Try and remember that.
- I kept saying 'Daft, eh?' to the sky engineers..ha ha,Jnr_Madison
- sky cushion?********
- Jnr_Madison0
I love the small of cant in the morning.
- i'm glad i dont have to look at that bloody lip picture anymoreGreedoLives
- could have sworn this said something else...7point34