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- emukid0
i used my cell phone for a total of 7 minutes out of the 450 allowed last month. i wish i was as good at saving money as i am at cell phone minutes.
- Amen.Jnr_Madison
- do you need 450 mins? cut your plan back and that should help you save, right?7point34
- I'm much to lazy to ever change my plan.Jnr_Madison
- It's all about auto deductions. If you don't see or think about it you won't miss it.canuck
- i don't need 450 mins. apparently i need a 10 min plan.emukid
- Have you thought about using Morse Code?canuck
- i only communicate in text messages these days, nobody's heard my voice for monthsGreedoLives
- i'm down with using morse code but no one really wants to talk to me.emukid
- maybe you should go with virgin?********
- emukid0
i haven't had an original thought in years. in fact, even this post is copied.
- i think i only signed onto this forum after seeing a former co-worker was also on it7point34
- i signed on so i could satisfy my need to share tales of my self destructive natureemukid
- poor misguided soulless emu... there there. there there7point34
- Yeah this sounds like an ironic Randd post.canuck
- kleenex boxes, hahahahaha********
- < delayed reaction.canuck
- I only just got it********
- I'm glad someone did.canuck
- i remember reading the post somewhere before. it was most probably by randd.emukid
- ********0
let the record show that Randd is post-ironic
- huh?********
- ck box upstairs ^********
- is that when you forget you're being ironic?********
- only when you post********
- huh?
- emukid0
in hind sight, it was probably a bad idea to have a restaurant that closes for lunch.
- GreedoLives0
i remember we had a girl from arizona in art school (in boston). she'd never seen snow before, either. The first major snow storm that year, we took her outside, drunk, and pelted her with snowballs. I've never seen so much glee on an adult before...
- what is glee?********
- like sniffing glue but happieremukid
- glee: like sniffing glue but happier... there's a tshirt.GreedoLives
- I always laugh when I see the southern Sates get a rare dumping of snow. The people look so helpless. It make me laugh with glee.canuck
- ...laugh with glee.canuck
- aka Sperm.detritus
- jnr needs to set up that t shirt store alreadyemukid
- emotee********
- EMOTEE.COM is already taken
damn godaddyemukid - http://teemote.com/GreedoLives
- note to self: don't type random URLs with the word emo into my web-browser.canuck
- what is glee?
- emukid0
a blog post without a note feels naked
- *retains your dignity*detritus
- i took care of the past few pagesemukid
- You got the parents coming in to have a look around later? You want me to scrape up the caked Kleenex in the corner?detritus
- they look smaller and less important. all blog posts are important********
- I'm going to assume from now on that any note with "hi", or "Sup" is an emo(u)kid pitty note. Carry on.canuck
- 7point340
for greedo:
maybe this is a phrase that only old people in america use?
"i had to walk, 10 miles, in the snow, uphill both ways."
once while talking with a girl from arizona, i used this phrase or something like it to attempt to be amusing while poking fun at the elderly. she didnt have much of a reaction then finally said, i dont get it. so i said, well you know how old people like to say that? and she had no idea.the more i thought about it, i realized: shes from arizona they dont have snow. they also dont have hills...
now i wonder if other people have heard phrases like this before
- AND FOR FUN WE STARED AT THE SUN UNTIL OUR RETINAS BLEDGreedoLives
- here we have mind numbing heat. no hills but plenty of mountains. and starbucks. the fucking starbucks.emukid
- if they only starbucks had dissolving cups all would be right********
- its not you, it's the girlGreedoLives
- but the cups would dissolve in my lap and then i'd sue the fuck out of themGreedoLives
- also, you forgot to say you walked without shoes, carrying a sack of rocksGreedoLives
- the dissolving cups only when liquid cools********
- ah yes i left out the shoe reference for sure...7point34
- ********0
arizona has old as the hills
- http://maps.google.c…
zoom in. all you see is old peopleemukid - i found one!
http://maps.google.c…
GreedoLives - HAHAHAHAHA
google maps has taken spying to a whole new level.emukid - hahahahaha********
- you can look inside people's homes
http://maps.google.c…emukid - ITS ALL FAKE********
- http://maps.google.c…
- 7point340
she also had a license plate that read: GENIOUS
she thought it was ironic... i told her i thought it was too, but really thought it was dumber than walking uphill in an arizona snowstorm
- emukid0
george michael is touring the US and Canada. finally!
- he goes uphill both ways7point34
- HAHAHAHHAemukid
- ...wtf?emukid
- Wonder what Andrew Ridgeley is touring these days...GreedoLives
- A wig?Jnr_Madison
- ********0
This thread lives today like it was it's last
- emukid0
today my excuse for not accomplishing anything at work is that i was too busy with the blog. what was my excuse yesterday?
- ********0
I have noticed a significant drop in battery time on my MBP since QBN made the switch from Newstoday to QBN
Must the the background color. Think of the megawatts that could be saved if QBN was dark
- i always thought those "switch to google black to save power!" things were mythsemukid
- me too********
- enfocusmedia0
watching the Bells webcast... an aussie better win!
- what is this about? is it tennis?_eh_
- are you talking about this?
http://www.visitvict…emukid - thats the one:http://ripcurl.c...
Finals on tommorrow morningenfocusmedia
- _eh_0
Any luck on that tee shirt store yet
- MrOneHundred0
It’s getting a bit nasty in here. Think I will step out for a while...
- sup?emukid
- it might be nasty out there but in here, in the blog, it's usually pleasant. we're a nice happy family.emukid
- True enough. There just seems to be a lot of new/random people out there...MrOneHundred
- ...and that PS contest has just thrown another element into things.MrOneHundred
- emukid0
the last thing i was expecting today was to like a deathcab for cutie song. but that is precisely what happened on the way home from a hard day's work where i didn't accomplish anything. this new one, this eight minute track is rather good. the bass line is what makes me like it.
- now that i've heard it a couple of times it's not that good. but i still like the bass line.
http://www.myspace.c…emukid - i absolutely hate the lyricsemukid
- a few more listens and i hate the songemukid
- Hello.Jnr_Madison
- can you plays mp3s backwards? I mean for the satanic version?********
- now that i've heard it a couple of times it's not that good. but i still like the bass line.