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congratulations shari!
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- Jnr_Madison0
Venture capital is sought for the blog thread t-shirt store.
Please note you will never receive an actual t shirt.
- I feel cheated********
- just a bitch slap in the face.canuck
- I feel cheated
- Jnr_Madison0
Venture capital is sought for the blog thread t-shirt store.
Please note only Rand receive an actual t shirt.
- emukid0
i am all down for the tee business even if its our internal joke thing and we send t shirts to each other only. i don't have the room to run a press from my apartment but as soon as i win the lottery and buy a house, i'll have more room.
- our daughter has been silkscreening king kong and frankenstein heads on her dresses and skirts********
- etsy store?GreedoLives
- pics?canuck
- our daughter has been silkscreening king kong and frankenstein heads on her dresses and skirts
- Jnr_Madison0
Ok, suggestions for the name of the etsy shop (Good call Greedo).
Making them ourselves should be fun and a laugh!
- teeblogginemukid
- bloggyteeemukid
- cunteeemukid
- smallofcantemukid
- How will etsy respond to 'cunt' shirts tho?Jnr_Madison
- not very well i assumeemukid
- fistsofjusticeemukid
- lolteesemukid
- supteesemukid
- wait, are we making our own tee shirts? how the fuck do we do that? i have no real skill.emukid
- skilllessteesemukid
- We don't have to make them ourselves if you don't want to.Jnr_Madison
- i'd love to learn.emukid
- I was just going to use biro.Jnr_Madison
- http://www.blinman.c…
?emukid - i'm downemukid
- biroteesemukid
- Yes a biro pen or my own faeces. Whatever I have in my mouth at the time.Jnr_Madison
- http://findingmyself…GreedoLives
- emoti.ca********
- emukid0
"Elective breast augmentation surgery, a procedure that 347,500 women of all ages chose to have in 2007 alone. That number is 6 percent higher than in 2006 and 64 percent higher than in 2000.
Although the FDA recommends that only women 18 or older get breast implants, the number of girls under that age submitting themselves to the surgery continues to grow. In 2005, the last year for which full statistics are available, more than 3,500 girls had breast implants."
- sikma0
my friend has a shirt that reads
"Condos are for Cunts"
when he wears an open jacket over it most people mistake it for saying
"Condoms are for Cunts"
which they somehow find more offensive
- creative-0
"A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150. Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed."
- thongs are for cuntssikma
- This is not unusual in Perth, Scotland.Jnr_Madison
- i now know where to move when i am oldemukid
- i'll be 58 in 9 yearsemukid
- not much of a kid are you emu?creative-
- emograndpaemukid
- emoonefootinthegraveemukid
- Mental age of 13.Jnr_Madison
- *has stoke
*diesemukid - That's all that countscreative-
- _salisae_0
i'm going to add notes to threads that go back days ago .. see if you can find them!
- at least give us a clue like alphaomega does.emukid
- like say "for there is a hidden on one's page 734"emukid
- *gememukid
- okay .. boy. this is gonna be fun! let me make the note first._salisae_
- okay it's in the 'coolest bathroom ever' thread. that's all you're getting._salisae_
- That is disgusting salisae? A man and a dog at the same time?Jnr_Madison
- Whoops that wasn't aimed at you :)Jnr_Madison
- Was trying to make a joke about your note but it came out wrong.
*hidesJnr_Madison - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAemukid
- btw, this hide-the-note game is the most fun i've had all weekemukid
- :)_salisae_
- She never spoke to me before and will never again now.Jnr_Madison
- Junior! You're back! :D_salisae_
- emukid0
i just want to take a moment before i head out to the saul williams concert to give my props to jnr madision. i am really glad you are back on here. during the work day, i talk to my blog friends more than i talk to anyone else. what i am trying to say is that even though i hate all of you, i hate myself even more.
- enjoy the show.blaw
- *cries
*wavesJnr_Madison - thanks blaw! i hope the opening band doesnt blow. that's usually my concern.emukid
- niggy tardust OMG_salisae_
- emo, you are my heroin.Jnr_Madison
- blaw0
I thought I was experiencing deja-vu, then realized it was just another case of SSDD. So close to magical.
- i see t shirt potential. something like deja-vu != SSDD. it will look good as long as its done with a biro.emukid
- haha!
blaw - or done with your own faeces.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
New t shirt slogan...
"emokid, more addictive than meth"
- i just ordered 69 of those!emukid
- you should wear them all at once! you can run into places and tear your shirt off and run back out fully dressed!_salisae_
- http://www.youtube.c…GreedoLives
- i could contribute all my threadless rejected designs...GreedoLives
- like this one:
http://www.haus53.co…
'the ronald mcdonald experience'GreedoLives - ha ha, I like it Greedo!Jnr_Madison
- _salisae_0
i am getting a cavity filled for the first time on april fool's day. which means a shot. i hope they don't try to get funny with the unfortunate holiday timing.
- Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor.MrOneHundred
- Maybe the whole charade is one big "psych!".blaw
- maybe i'll pull a switcharoo joke on them. just to be safe._salisae_
- yeah, when they say “open your mouth”, drop your pants and say “novacaine this, mofo”MrOneHundred
- mind your manners, ffs********
- ********0
today might not be such a bad day.
- ********0
Gil Scott Heron is performing again and is on the road.
What are the chances?- There's a guy who likes to get high!AndyRoss
- seriously? he beat his heroin problem?GreedoLives
- link?GreedoLives
- kelpie0
if Art made humanity conscious, where has the Blog Thread taken us?
- back to where you once belonged********
- get back!********
- back to where you once belonged
- canuck0
my fucking gum is killing me. i think i have the gingivitis
- canuck0
7000.
- canuck0
So im thinking tote bags might be a nice addition to emu kids etsy store.
- parachutes too********
- With a Biro? sounds like a lot of work, but since we are actually not making these things, sure why notcanuck
- sustainable parachuteskelpie
- wait a dadgum minute, we aren't making an emostore?********
- no, we just provide bitch slaps in the face once you hit the purchase button.canuck
- there's worse business models, lets do itGreedoLives
- buyiong that for a dollar********
- parachutes too