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- emukid0
"For women who can't get into Varra's overbooked courses, there are plenty of other options. One of the latest trends is "VUM-building," which sounds like a doomed Soviet industrial project but is apparently a surefire way to get your man addicted to you. VUM stands for "Vaginally Used Muscles," and a number of schools are offering courses in strengthening and toning the muscles using special equipment — a kind of gym for the vagina."
- http://www.marieclai…emukid
- don't ask me why i was on marie claire, ffs!emukid
- ping pong?********
- http://en.wikipedia.…GreedoLives
- emukid0
canuck, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
- GreedoLives0
now bring wendell back, too.
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Finally got my new tires put on today.
Thanks boss!
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could somebody find the page where rasko said goodbye to the blog thread because we didn't appreciate his brilliance?
- I am sad not to see rasko here anymore.Jnr_Madison
- ...I've outsourced it to india.Jnr_Madison
- ...my sadness that is.Jnr_Madison
- Page 305??Jnr_Madison
- jnr has done it!emukid
- One of the advantages of having a photographic memory.. and not needing an fffound account.Jnr_Madison
- What size of tee are you, emo?Jnr_Madison
- http://www.cartoonst…Jnr_Madison
- *taps foot.Jnr_Madison
- ps. I don't have a photographic memory.Jnr_Madison
- i am usually an XL.emukid
- other times i am S but that just depends on the brand of teeemukid
- let's stick to XL for simplicity sakeemukid
- sikma0
http://www.qbn.com/public_choice…
its the secret "fuck off" thread since you can't bump it
- emukid0
included in the email signature of one of my coworkers is this gem:
"Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'present.'"
- Jnr_Madison0
I transcended human understanding on May 21, 2006 at 8:59 a.m.
- lawn mower man is where it's at.emukid
- hahhahahahhaJnr_Madison
- 4 days before your birthday.Jnr_Madison
- When you turned 26.Jnr_Madison
- haha. yeah i guess i am not 49 years old after allemukid
- two years ago i was just as miserable as i am today. good times.emukid
- high five!emukid
- XL High Five!Jnr_Madison
- hahhahaha
http://static.flickr…Jnr_Madison - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAemukid
- http://i85.photobuck…Jnr_Madison
- http://www.dvdbeaver…Jnr_Madison
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they have good stuffemukid - paraselene's response to my birthday toast is rather unnerving. why are people so afraid of misery?emukid
- i say we embrace miseryemukid
- retro, I like it.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
is it okay to tell someone that they wear too much eyeliner? and i don't mean a little extra -- i mean like half a stick worth of that stuff on a daily basis.
- Emo guy or emo girl?Jnr_Madison
- regular girlemukid
- I don't know, sounds dodgy, what's your relationship to her?Jnr_Madison
- i don't even know heremukid
- by relationship, I mean, are you hitting it?Jnr_Madison
- ha hahahaJnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.co…
ha ha.. this is my street.
- where's Rebus?********
- Page 305?...rasko post?Jnr_Madison
- all i know about edinburgh i learned from irvine welsh... any truth in it?GreedoLives
- It's all true Greedo. I've got a needle hanging out my arm as I write this.Jnr_Madison
- where's Rebus?
- emukid0
i've been watching In Treatment and have realized that i am in need of therapy.
- our whole family, 3 generations, was hooked on that show********
- i just got done with the first 15 (free) episodes. and am absolutely hooked. need to find a way to acquire remaining episodes.emukid
- episodes. it's the ultimate voyeuristic experience.emukid
- haven't heard of this. link?_salisae_
- the first 15 episodes are free on itunes and amazon
http://www.amazon.co…emukid - ta!_salisae_
- doesn't work on a mac :/_salisae_
- itunes!emukid
- http://ax.phobos.app…emukid
- ahh now it's working :)_salisae_
- Therapy on the tv is always much better than in real life.Jnr_Madison
- isn't it supposedly on the hbo website too?********
- our whole family, 3 generations, was hooked on that show
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wow, good find Jnr, page 305, Rasko's farewell. I had a nice little dream sequence on there as well
- I think there was one later post, but I forgot the page no.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
if we were to take a large chunk of the 17,494 entries posted in the blog so far and compile them in a certain order, they would make for a wonderful, confusing and dark tale.
- There is some gold in this thread, pity it's surrounded with pish.Jnr_Madison
- c_valencia0
It's been a while since I last written anything on this site. I guess because it just isn't the same for me. Oh well, things change and you're either for it or against it.
- emukid0
i found the hidden note
"If someone finds this note, I'll send them something nice. 29/03/08"- ha ha, I knew you would find it!!!Jnr_Madison
- You're were already getting something so this saves me doing something else..thanks!Jnr_Madison
- haha. i need to stop reading through old blog posts when bored. but it is more fun than hanging out with real people or friendsemukid
- friends. but i don't have any friends anyway so that works out alright in the endemukid
- emukid0
garettwest and randoman -- those two guys were the reason i stopped visiting for a while. that and my constant need for attention.
- I offer internet therapy.Jnr_Madison
- ...it's called the blog thread.Jnr_Madison
- I don't offer it per se, I just like taking credit for everything.. good or bad.Jnr_Madison
- i need lots and lots therapyemukid
- Jnr_Madison0
Note to self:
Don't post where you live on the internet.
- I am moving to Arizona.Jnr_Madison
- Gordon, what's your real name?Jnr_Madison
- Gordon.Jnr_Madison
- Give me attention!!!Jnr_Madison
- Sorry, my 3rd person disease is getting worse.Jnr_Madison
- Can you tell I'm bored?Jnr_Madison
- Yes.Jnr_Madison
- i am still awake. but barelyemukid
- It's cool, got bed emo, speak soon.Jnr_Madison
- I am going out now to take some pics anyway.Jnr_Madison
- share some later pleaseemukid
- especially the ones that involve european sharkingemukid
- ha ha.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
good night, blog.
- hi. hello. you need a note, too. Especially you.GreedoLives
- sup?emukid