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- Spookytim0
Good Morning, Blog (UK)
- creative-0
Reminder: clocks went forward one hour at 1am in the UK.
- Spookytim0
Dear Blog,
Thanks to QBN, I am now reading the Illuminatus Trilogy. Thanks to 'Filter' I am unable to locate the "Illuminatus" thread.Thamks!
- Thunderbolt coming your waycreative-
- [Activate Tin Foil Hat]Spookytim
- I have started creating a list of alternate names for myself just incasecreative-
- Next time I go, I'm coming back with THE ultimate name.Spookytim
- Ha, you're like Doctor Whocreative-
- Robert Anton Wilson? Do tell how it is - I've had it. unread, on my bookshelf since my best pal gave it to me last birthday.detritus
- _salisae_0
told my nephew today that i'm unemployed and he said 'oh yeah. i know how that is. yeah i just got my first job and before that i was unemployed for 13 years!' lol. he's only 14.
managed to make me feel better somehow though.
- lol!
what a clever little lad******** - What a lazy bum. 13 years, no work...and proud of it. Shame on him! ... (I kid)********
- I'm not a fan of dog ears myself. It's like you're ignoring the past, like it never happened.canuck
- lol!
- ********0
My new tires
Let me show you them- http://i30.tinypic.c…********
- *curtsies_salisae_
- beautiful they is!emukid
- Looks like tehy'd cause some serious damage.canuck
- Face first.Jnr_Madison
- shot at midnight?********
- na, around 10, it a couple of months before its light 24 hours a day********
- http://i30.tinypic.c…
- emukid0
shari, that new york times annual report looks fantastic. any chance i can get copy of that or perhaps a pdf?
- whatcha gonna do with it?_salisae_
- thanks btw!_salisae_
- i am going to rip it off of, of courseemukid
- lol .. best compliment yet._salisae_
- i'll be adding more spreads soon if that helps._salisae_
- sounds good. i just wanted to see what the rest of it looks like.emukid
- was that done while at your previous employer?********
- canuck0
so who won that psb thing
- What psb?Jnr_Madison
- I cry during software installations.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
I have to go out today.
Hold me.
- I was the only one without a dog-ear on this page.Jnr_Madison
- http://www.worcester…
*pullsGreedoLives
- ********0
I'm glad I'm here. Thanks brothers.
- hi. hello. you need a note.GreedoLives
- sup?emukid
- pbuy********
- sup?Jnr_Madison
- GreedoLives0
- face first, into a progress bar********
- hair first into the barber pole********
- Greedo = progress whoreJnr_Madison
- face first, into a progress bar
- GreedoLives0
In other news, we just got a bill from the hospital, the current cost for a C-section birth is about $12,000.
- insurance?7point34
- oh my. having a baby is expensiveemukid
- yea we just pay deductible. still insanely expensive, imagine not having insurance...GreedoLives
- btw, that's £73.47 for all you brits.GreedoLives
- Numbers like that put medical insurance premiums into perspective.blaw
- you cant put a price on life.canuck
- Heavy.Jnr_Madison
- pantone0
emukid makes me smile
=)- he's on fire.GreedoLives
- I've heard, it's all that voodoo he does.pantone
- someone once said to me "smile now for you will cry tomorrow." i haven't smile since.emukid
- *smiled
also, that guy was a douchebag.emukid
- canuck0
"WASHINGTON (Reuters Life!) - Middle-income families can expect to spend $204,060 on feeding, housing and schooling a child born in 2007 until his or her 18th birthday, the U.S. government reported on Monday."
God Speed.
- greedo: what's that in sterling?********
- so if i get married but don't have kids then in 18 years, i will have about $200k saved up?emukid
- in theory.canuck
- i will give it a shot. will report back in 18.emukid
- anyone want to marry me?emukid
- that's brilliant. just the thing to get bear stearns back in the game!********
- did my conversion joke go stale already? i only used it twice ffs!GreedoLives
- Jevad?********
- no it was great, I think its got legs********
- ugh that's a little more than $11K a year; i need a new job...GreedoLives
- Set up a charity pay pal account. or start up the teeshirt biz with emokid.canuck
- and pay for college tuition with bitchslaps?GreedoLives
- $204,060: The approximate amount your kid will spend on gas driving to your house to shovel snow, mow the lawn...blaw
- ...etc. when you are an old man. Fair trade.blaw
- in 18 years, our current monetary system will be useless. just like the internet. let's all invest in bitchslaps.emukid
- What if your child is a real moocher, and lives at home until 30?canuck
- i don't think there will be any snow when i'm 65....GreedoLives
- I am emo's 18 years.
Where is your kid now?Jnr_Madison - have we advanced to selfslaps?********
- greedo: what's that in sterling?
- Jnr_Madison0
How do I get access to the hidden qbn thread? I've got the password just lost the email with the link.
- with notes, every thread is potentially a hidden qbn threadGreedoLives
- Exactly! The password is the thread number.Jnr_Madison
- to get the hidden thread number click "PERMALINK"
it wil ltake you there.e-pill - I am very insecure, was just checking I wasn't left out.Jnr_Madison
- e-pill0
goto qbn.com/ec/chats/news/test/hidde...
- canuck0
people brushing their teeth at work in the bathroom irritates me.
- wtf?Jnr_Madison
- yeah. my feelings exactly
canuck - but people leaning over your shoulder and explaining something with their horrid coffee breath is worseGreedoLives
- I've never needed anything explained so not sure what thats like.Jnr_Madison
- I do this. Always feels weird having a stranger around but fuck em._salisae_
- emukid0
what should one do when someone recommends a song, talks about how wonderful it really is and gives you the myspace link to check it out immediately. but when you listen to it, it really kind of blows. what's the protocol for such delicate situations?
- you can come right out and tell me********
- just say that grind core keeps you up at nightsikma
- randd, i hate scott walker. stop sending me his myspace link.emukid
- just kidding. i can never hate anyone who makes me want to kill myself.emukid
- I usually say it takes awhile for songs to grow on me. Then never mention it again._salisae_
- you can come right out and tell me
- sikma0
"please hold through the silence"
this call center is zen
- Complexfruit0
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