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- _salisae_0
as a registered organ donor it's strange to imagine my body's parts living on after me. I hope no poor bastard gets my liver.
Though it has been on the mend as of late.
- let's trade livers!********
- bad deal for you********
- Lets trade scalps, I need a new look.Jnr_Madison
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- I feel that if they saw ORGAN DONOR on your driver's license and you were in an accident...********
- ... And someone they knew needed an organ, they'd let you die. I don't fall for that.********
- JEROMEY DON'T PLAY THAT!********
- 888killthefish
- let's trade livers!
- sikma0
$6.50 is too much for a red pepper. even if if it's organic.
- Fuck me, why so expensive?Jnr_Madison
- i have no idea. the worst part is that i felt cheap for telling the cashier i didn't want it.sikma
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- 888killthefish
- cursiveshotgun0
I should get a job
- ********0
my loathing for HRC has reached new heights, or depths
- no one in this country is bitteremukid
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- 888killthefish
- ********0
finally saw No Country for Old Men
visually stunning; too formal to be a great movie; the guy who found the money reminded me of JackRyan
- neue75_bold0
Is it rape if the tree doesn't want to be hugged?
- indeed********
- It's only rape if you came.Jnr_Madison
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- 888killthefish
- indeed
- ********0
my name's Neil Schone but people call me Nina Simone
- Jnr_Madison0
Why is everyone so easily offended theses days? Being offensive is my only redeeming quality.
- i find that deeply offensiveemukid
- you cuntemukid
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- 888killthefish
- emukid0
why is every watch (except for that casio shit) in the watch thread out of my budget? am i really the poorest person on this site?
- poorest in ways other than financial tooemukid
- Time is a luxury you can’t afford.MrOneHundred
- good one!emukid
- you cuntemukid
- Having an overly expensive watch makes you a cunt anyway.Jnr_Madison
- all i ever wanted to be was a cuntemukid
- ps I'm worth 8.2m.Jnr_Madison
- you cuntJnr_Madison
- i'll spend my stimulus package on a watch that qualifies as a cuntemukid
- george dubya wants me to spend that moneyemukid
- I've paid more in tax than most people will ever earn in 10 lifetimes.Jnr_Madison
- heck i'll get a messenger bag too while i'm at it. and some clothes from that 'fit' threademukid
- is it because you make a lot more too? more than dick cheney?emukid
- not the gimp mask? that's the best thing in that thread.Jnr_Madison
- dick cheney cuts my lawn.Jnr_Madison
- i just checked that thread and the goatse image has scarred me. i can't look for the maskemukid
- you cuntemukid
- with his scowl?GreedoLives
- Hey Jnr_Madison, how about 60grand? No questions asked?MrOneHundred
- who am i kidding. i shop at salvation armyemukid
- Do you have paypal Mr100?Jnr_Madison
- goatse, I never seen no goatse in that thread, you cunt?Jnr_Madison
- i'd post the link here but i am too scared to go back to that threademukid
- No paypal. Cash in a brown bag is how I like it.MrOneHundred
- I don't know about cash but I've heard about your brown bag.Jnr_Madison
- You and everyone else here.MrOneHundred
- I have that watch you bastardcreative-
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- 888killthefish
- emukid0
okay i am about to buy a watch. just wanted to share it with everyone.
- cunt.Jnr_Madison
- its just a fossil. about $15,000 cheaper than all the watches in the watch thread.emukid
- ok, proceed.Jnr_Madison
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- 888killthefish
- Jnr_Madison0
I bought a watch from the moma store and the fuckers sent me the wrong one which is worth 4 times less. just wanted to share it with everyone while we're 'on' watches. I had to pay import tax on top too.
- which one did you order and which one did they send?emukid
- please tell me it was this one:
http://www.momastore…emukid - You want me to reveal my terrible taste in watches on nt?Jnr_Madison
- i want to feel better about myselfemukid
- this is sweet
http://www.momastore…emukid - I wanted..
http://www.momastore…Jnr_Madison - They sent...
http://www.momastore…Jnr_Madison - are you sure your girlfriend didn't change the order behind your back?emukid
- Maybe they're taking the piss sending me a ladies watch.Jnr_Madison
- they are exchanging it i hope. cunts.emukid
- She might of, but the invoice had the right price, just the wrong fucking watch.Jnr_Madison
- motherbitches.emukid
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- 888killthefish
- _salisae_0
is it okay if i post good news in the blog thread?
- yes. i'd like to live vicariouslyemukid
- after the ring ringing, i feel i need to ask permission to do anything around here._salisae_
- heh.MrOneHundred
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- 888killthefish
- _salisae_0
so remember last week when i had my identity breakdown? i realized what i wanted to do with my career when i saw my friend from college's folio. she's done amazing branding and packaging work for some enviable clients. she and i drove across the country a few times when we were barely out of our teens. i haven't kept in touch and figured she'd think i was trying to hit her up or being schmoozey by contacting her now .. in my time of desperation .. but i went ahead and did it anyway and she misses me, loves my work and wants to hire me for to do work for her company. :D :D :D
pray for me i don't screw this up.
- that is fantastic! i hope all goes well. will you have to move again? godspeed.emukid
- Tell me more about this 'ring ringing'?Jnr_Madison
- Great news btw.Jnr_Madison
- she's in san francisco so i can drive there pretty easily if necessary. i'm definitely going to screw this up somehow._salisae_
- no you're not. because you are going to be successful and do fantastic work. the one day when i am desperate and in need, i will come to you. even though my work is shit, you will help me out.emukid
- need, i will come to you. even though my work is shit, you will help me out.emukid
- fate********
- glad that's decided.emukid
- ring ringing = timelining_salisae_
- what's her name?********
- That’s great news. I am sure you will make it work. You have bucketloads of ability IMHO.MrOneHundred
- if you ever need help and i am in a position to offer .. you can count on me, saf._salisae_
- juli .. she's got the most sparkly eyes you'd ever seen._salisae_
- let's see her portfolio. rand needs more ffffound images and i need more things to rip.emukid
- thanks, mr100 :)_salisae_
- no no no .. let me screw this up first. then i'll pass along the info. the hungry eyes are watching._salisae_
- gby********
- god bless you too! :)_salisae_
- i had to look up gby on urban dictionaryemukid
- they recommend using it like this:
Person1: ::sneezes::
Person2: gby.
Person1: I'm an athiest, fag.emukid - Person1: I'm an atheist, fag.emukid
- gonadoblastoma!_salisae_
- i just jumped up and down on my bed. you can tell not that much exciting stuff happens to me._salisae_
- sweet, pass the good luck on to the next person, it may just make it to me before i diecreative-
- sending good vibes your ways.canuck
- LOLvrmbr
- I'm noting this all late, probably so late you won't read these but that's great news.********
- There are friends I'd like to get in contact with but I feel it's been too long. So I'm glad it worked it.********
- * Out. Geez, now I'm glad you won't see these ... PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!********
- 888killthefish
- Jnr_Madison0
In my hour of need, I will keep spinning.
- i've been listening to french house music today. is that bad?emukid
- Dry your eyes, I'm leaving.Jnr_Madison
- How about that 60 large?MrOneHundred
- sorry, wrong note. i meant to post that as an actual post and not a note.emukid
- who speaks french here?
http://www.youtube.c…
this is from the lookin for a song threademukid - Meet me at the bank Mr100, usual time.Jnr_Madison
- Excellent! Do you want me to bring the “thing” this time?MrOneHundred
- I speak french like they do in Allo Allo.Jnr_Madison
- Yes, but don't touch it too much like last time. What a mess you made that time.Jnr_Madison
- Well if you don’t eat lunch first we can just eat the mess. If there’s no mess, we’ll get a bite after.MrOneHundred
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- 888killthefish
- Jnr_Madison0
emo has been been listening to french house music today. is that bad?
- If emo had posted this, he would have note in the 20's by now.Jnr_Madison
- i am looking for translations so i can decipher the meaning. i have a feeling that this is deepfelt poetry
http://www.youtube.c…emukid - http://www.youtube.c…emukid
- it goes to 20s becauseemukid
- usually i talk to myselfemukid
- you cuntemukid
- now if you'll excuse me, i have some dancing to do. god bless the french.emukid
- that video is a bit of a rip.Jnr_Madison
- Bonjour, je m'appelle cunt!!!Jnr_Madison
- what that guy below on about?emukid
- I have no idea.Jnr_Madison
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- 888killthefish
- AndyRoss0
Did you ever think about women? Beautiful women? With nice tans, and smooth skin? Pretty breasts, and pert little behinds? With nice tight shiny clothes?
Did you ever think about having sex with women like that? Like maybe they'd lead you on, and you'd have sex with a pretty women, and she'd enjoy it, and encourage you to go on and on, and have sex with her and her beautiful body over and over again?
Good luck with that!
- Jnr_Madison0
Did you ever think about men? Beautiful men? With nice tans, and smooth skin? Pretty breasts, and pert little behinds? With nice tight shiny clothes?
Did you ever think about having sex with men like that? Like maybe they'd lead you on, and you'd have sex with a pretty man, and he'd enjoy it, and encourage you to go on and on, and have sex with him and his beautiful body over and over again?
Good luck with that!
That's what you were really thinking.
- MrOneHundred0
Winding down another Monday. I think the secret is to just distract oneself from work, spend time on QBN, waste time walking to and from the kitchen/bathroom/printer, and before you know it, the worst day of the week is but an ugly memory. (except that today was actually pretty good).
- My Monday is only just beginning.creative-
- my monday started 9 minutes ago. and there is plenty of work to finish before i can even go to bed to actually begin my monday.emukid
- mondayemukid
- ah, good times.MrOneHundred
- high five!emukid
- i love mondayscanuck
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- 888killthefish
- canuck0
Hello.
GO PENS!
- WORD !canuck
- I salute you********
- HIGH FUCKING FIVE !canuck
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- ********0