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"Get a rod of colossal measurements!
With these new measurements of your manliness you'll dance in the sheets till dawn!"
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- detritus0
The Gods of the Copybook Headings
Rudyard KiplingAs I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four—
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man—
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:—
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will bum,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
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- ^canuck
- blog = the kinder, gentler pic of the day thread?GreedoLives
- sky cushion shredder?********
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- mistermik0
just had a menthol fag.
some twatter must have swapped out a decent fag.fucking annoyed.
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Just found out that my dad is at the hospital, something serious I think. First flight out of this fucking island is thursday night. I can swim home faster ffs!
fucking annoyed.
- can't you fly via another major airport? heathrow, amsterdam, frankfurt?
GreedoLives - hope dad's allright btw.GreedoLives
- hamburg and take train? Sorry to hear the bad news.********
- Best wishes.Jnr_Madison
- tell yr travel agent, better, tell youtr boss' travel agent that its family emergency. they'll book you.********
- looks like it's booked everywhere
business class might have some free seats, fuck the money******** - money********
- plead your case with the travel agent they do lots of business and they'll get you on the flight on a compassion booking********
- You need to talk to someone who can make it happen.********
- that's shit, hope all works out. What country is he incanuck
- Godspeed & Good Luck.
xdetritus - sending good vibes your wayemukid
- hope everything is okay, designerror._salisae_
- my best wishes, sir********
- LOLvrmbr
- sorry, but I fail to see the LOL in this..********
- < previous note not to be taken seriously.vrmbr
- can't you fly via another major airport? heathrow, amsterdam, frankfurt?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri…
table service, my eye
- say it aint so !canuck
- Things that Jnr would do?Jnr_Madison
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dear emu:
this is it, the order to start the whole shebang.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/548703…- teeshirtofcunt.com
since 2008******** - i am on itemukid
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- teeshirtofcunt.com
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just talk to me dad, he´s been under the knife earlier, they had to patch up a few good holes in the stomach. they caught it in time, but it could have turn real bad if not. stomach acid don't mix well with the rest of the body I guess!
he also told me to just come by when I could, not need to rush home, he is ok given the circumstances and should fully recover within a couple of weeks, maybe a month.
got me a good scare today! thanks for the kind words, it helped!
- if you can afford to, both money and time-wise, go see him, he'll heal faster if he knows you care...GreedoLives
- i wish him a speedy recovery.emukid
- LOLvrmbr
- sorry, but I fail to see the LOL in this..********
- he was LOLing in all the notes. i am hoping he was doing it without actually reading the post.emukid
- All the bestcreative-
- i wish him a good recover and a lot of LOLvrmbr
- apologiesvrmbr
- you see? shit like this happens when i am on a fitvrmbr
- i am sorry...vrmbr
- Good to hear.Jnr_Madison
- Best to your padre, de.blaw
- i am still very sorryvrmbr
- sending good vibescanuck
- best of luck.Jaline
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we'll be watching the debate at our gay architect neighbors' house. They have thoughtfully provided separate hillary and obama rooms for the occasion.
- vrmbr0
ok i ruined it.
- LOL********
- you have become extremely jaded and cynical********
- I like that********
- i am not really.
it was stupid. i tried to be funny and now i feel bad.vrmbr - why exactly?********
- 3 posts upvrmbr
- LOLOLOLOLJnr_Madison
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So, I just accepted a job in Arizona.
- don't do it manemukid
- although i could use a friendemukid
- will you pay for my lunches?emukid
- we can open the You Cunt Tee storeemukid
- even the You Cunt Tea storeemukid
- I'll pay for your life, I'm worth 8.2m daft, eh?Jnr_Madison
- that's what i'm fucking talking aboutemukid
- you cuntemukid
- very few seas in arizona... i'm sure emu can attest to this as well7point34
- the small of ..... sandy endless sand7point34
- and hills********
- that'll be a culture shock for you;.canuck
- Really, Jr_? Are you actually based in Edinburgh at the moment? Congrats!detritus
- ha ha, nah, I never got offered a job in Arizona, just messing with emokid! Edin, aye.Jnr_Madison