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The old retard will still win no matter who the democrats settle on.
The already decided, they just want it to look like the people of the USA make the choice them selfs.
- creative-0
I ran 10 miles today and now I am severely crippled. Let that be a lesson to you all next time you think doing exercise will be good for you.
- 7point340
Al Gore: As I discuss in my book Earth in the Balance, and the more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of the Earth, we need to protect ourselves against the greenhouse effect and dark wizards.
Dark Wizard: Oh sure, blame the wizards.
- ?@ ahaha********
- futurama... your purple monkey dishwasher quote earlier has me looking up obscure quotes from funny shows7point34
- hahaha i'm pissed I didn't get it!********
- "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" is a phrase most regarded as the perennial tail-end to a secret that is ...********
- love that show7point34
- ... passed from person to person with each person adding their own twist. WERE YOU EVER A KID?!********
- yes. and it reminded me of the super karate death car quote from news radio7point34
- ass7point34
- ?@ ahaha
- creative-0
Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint – it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
- 7point340
Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
- 7point340
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Lt. Kif Kroker: That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Brannigan: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
- _salisae_0
i'm getting more freelance potentials than ever since i pretended rand's work was mine.
- you are wise beyond your yearsemukid
- also, my portfolio is comprised solely of rand's and your works. it's a damn good portfolio too.emukid
- i just added a piece from forcetwelve's portfolio.emukid
- i should have done this years ago. i'd be wealthy, wise and much more ungrateful and bitter than i could dream of._salisae_
- only teasing._salisae_
- being bitter helps put things in perspectiveemukid
- paul rand?********
- saul bass is probably more in the current zeitgeist********
- hahaha********
- emukid0
i denounce and reject this thread
- serious?_eh_
- me too, I think....********
- i want to reiterate what i said earlier: http://www.qbn.com/t…emukid
- bastid._eh_
- ********0
I don't believe you. I repudiate your rejection.
- but then, I've been an asshole for at least half my life. When i'm awake.********
- you sleep 12 hours a day?********
- That's a reasonable ratio.Mimio
- no but I give 5 hours to the common good by doing nothing********
- but then, I've been an asshole for at least half my life. When i'm awake.
- ********0
I find it very disturbing that there is more people in the world speaking the Klingon language (tlhIngan Hol) than people speaking the Icelandic.
- is that a fact?emukid
- yes********
- that is disturbing.emukid
- i think most of them go to MIT, which, incidentally, has 1/30th the population of icelandGreedoLives
- Gaelic, like redheads, may be extinct in a matter of generations.********
- _salisae_0
i'm drinking again. luckily for me it doesn't take much.
- Oh good, I missed all your sassiness last time.MrOneHundred
- i can't always predict. last time somehow i turned emo and sentimental._salisae_
- i quite enjoyed itemukid
- It's ok to hate me again.Jnr_Madison
- i dont need to drink to hate youemukid
- I'm feeling that.Jnr_Madison
- sorry, i am unable to discern faces through this fog of darkness. i meant to direct that comment at myself.emukid
- She does hate me.Jnr_Madison
- I'd kill myself if I didn't drink. That seems like an addict talking, but it's actually an addict to fun and not King Booze and His Prime Minister.********
- Booze and His Prime Minister.********
- emukid0
it's getting dark. i hope it's bright where you are.
- not really. how is the Indiana situation?_eh_
- Clear, bright Autumn day.MrOneHundred
- also dark. but lets hope it doesn't get as dark as it is here.emukid
- boobs0
It doesn't take much for you to start drinking again? Or it doesn't take much to get you completely hosed off you kug when you do?
Please clarify--perhaps when you're sober.
- emukid0
i just want to reiterate that this is a lie:
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…- I want to reiterate my first note in that post.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHAHAHAemukid
- this thread makes me laugh even when i am ready to kill myselfemukid
- emukid0
how was everyone's day? let's hear detailed accounts please.
- Mine’s half way through. I have a cold. I can’t type, think or talk.MrOneHundred
- why are you at work? well since you are there, remember that jnr is watching you.emukid
- I am a slave. No, just out of habit, really and knowing that Jnr is watching makes it hard to stay away.MrOneHundred
- So, what's in the bag under your desk?Jnr_Madison
- costumes.MrOneHundred
- Don't tease me.Jnr_Madison
- i forgot about some freelance i was supposed to do so now i get to do two weeks worth of work in one nightGreedoLives
- Actually, it’s a mummified foot from the civil war – still in the boot. I take it out and stroke it...MrOneHundred
- ...when I am feeling lonely and scared.MrOneHundred
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAemukid
- yipes greedo_salisae_
- emukid0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night in a state of utter panic wondering if there is enough drinking water in the house. after a few seconds i conclude that it's a pretty silly thing to panic about and i think of other things i ought to be concerned about instead.
- I have stressful dreams EVERY night. I would just love a simple, no-nonsense sex dream once in a while.MrOneHundred
- _eh_0
I'm eating a bowl of cereal right now.
- Jnr_Madison0
When I look out of the window, random people shout 'cunt' at me and it gets me thinking... how did they know?
- isn't 'cunt' the scottish 'hello'?GreedoLives
- that's 'ya cunt'.Jnr_Madison
- they're on to you, then.GreedoLives
- i take responsibilityemukid
- get your wits together. perhaps you live on a street of near deaf hookers._salisae_
- You must live near John Knox's window?boobs
- HAHAHAHAH @ _salisae_. I spit my coffee out when I read that.MrOneHundred
- emukid0
- to = do!emukid
- fucking typos
http://img265.images…emukid - can't you just change the image and it will update here?_salisae_
- no links are controlled by image shackemukid
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- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJnr_Madison
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