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- Jnr_Madison0
I'm going to say a little prayer tonight, just to thank god for emokid.
ps. I'm an atheist, but the sentiment is there!
- God still hears you Jnr.MrOneHundred
- Really? Poor him.Jnr_Madison
- haha. if you think that will make me feel bad about writing cunt outside your window then you are wrong.emukid
- WRONG!emukid
- boobs0
I'm starting to worry about over-age sag in this thread.
- eh?Jnr_Madison
- You've got it already.
boobs - eh? Taking digs at me doesn't work if I don't get it.Jnr_Madison
- is that boob humor?GreedoLives
- canuck0
i missed a bunch of areas shaving my face this morning. FUCK. now i look like more of a douche bag than evers
the ride into work this morning however was delightful .
- creative-0
This thread troubles me. I need to take a moment.
- 7point340
well i'm still here
...sigh
- canuck0
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Two women were hospitalized after a New Zealand cafe mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as mulled wine, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Chico's Restaurant Ltd. in the mountain resort of Queenstown on South Island pleaded guilty to a charge of selling food containing extraneous matter - the chemical sodium hydroxide - that caused injury, the Southland Times newspaper said.
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- how would you not smell that it wasn't wine? nose deaf?7point34
- probably drunk off their asses to begin with...GreedoLives
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- canuck0
I wish there was a woodworking cooperative in this city.
- 7point340
drunk #1: hey what else you got to drink hereee ?
drunk# 2: i can't feel my feeet...
waiter: what would you fancy?
drunk#1: i would fancy... hey! what's lucky drinking over there? it's bubbly!
waiter: that over there? that's the dish washer... he's cleaning the glass... with soap. now what can i get you... [gulp] lovely ladies?
drunk #1: i don't care about the soap. tell him to bring me that glasss and stop wasting good winee.
drunk #2: i think i vomitted in my handbag
waiter: i'm sorry miss, you don't want...
drunk# 1: you don't tell me what i want, i tell me... er you... i tell you want you wan... are you threatening me?!?!
waiter: excuse me?... i
drunk# 1: you bring me that glass of bubbly or i will call your manager!
drunk# 2: i think... i think i dropped my fingers...- AYE, 'MOAN THEN!!!GreedoLives
- haha nice iteration!
www.AyeMonThen.com********
- canuck0
Cunt.
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- < jnr ?canuck
- looks like the cnut initiative is predouchebagged********
- you cunt.Jnr_Madison
- canuck0
- HAHAHAHAHAJnr_Madison
- how the fuck to they know?
she fucking dump him******** - hahahaha.cosmoo
- emukid0
all these typefaces i have are shit. ALL OF THEM!
- go to daFont tehy have lots of high quality ones for you to use on your brochures and stuff.canuck
- FREEcanuck
- you are wise beyond your yearsemukid
- i asked the marketing dept if i could have copies of their fonts. their reply: "oh yeah, we have a lot of fonts"7point34
- but i never got them... it's like they were just telling me how many nice things they had and how i could have none of them... fuckers
7point34 - them. emu if i get copies i'll send you a cd7point34
- hahahah! i look forward to the fonts whenever you get them. i.e. if you ever get thememukid