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- GreedoLives0
i don't really play soccer, but this commercial is amazing
- it's called football mate!
didn't Madonna's little sidekick husband direct it btw?******** - wow so she didn't suck all the talent out of him yet?GreedoLives
- guess not, here is a better ver.
http://www.nike.com/…******** - the gap in her teeth is like a black hole where joy and happiness spiral towards inessence7point34
- I'd still hit it though********
- amazing!emukid
- it's called football mate!
- canuck0
is today over with yet?
- boobs0
You know, every day gives us a new today, so today is never really over. Because by the time you get to tomorrow, tomorrow will be today.
- that just blew my mindemukid
- that's $20 emu... blow jobs aren't free7point34
- that's a boobjob!GreedoLives
- When you are unemployed every day is Saturday. when you are over-employed, every day is Tuesday. Fuckin' Tuesday.blaw
- Jnr_Madison0
I often click on a thread that's at the top of the pv and realise there's been nothing new posted...I ponder this for many minutes sometimes...a glitch in the system?... a ghost?... your Mum?... then it hits me... I'm on fucking page 2 of the pv.
Happens every fucking time.
- ********0
echochrome is a fantastic game
- *raises the dead.Jnr_Madison
- Odd how puzzle games were for kids playing Nintendo, but when they show up on PS3/PSP/X360 they're suddenly cooli_monk
- suddenly cooli_monk
- Jnr_Madison0
*removes pantone's pants
- video or it didn't happenemukid
- post it in the porn in the forum thread or it didnt happenemukid
- What?? Is there some IM shenanigans going on here?MrOneHundred
- kill me or it didn't happenemukid
- piss on yer mum or it didn't happenemukid
- okay i'll stop...emukid
- ...or it didn't happen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...emukid - sigh.emukid
- ...don't stop, I'm nearly there...Jnr_Madison
- oh emokid_salisae_
- been a long day. i apologize.emukid
- you had me at 'long'.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAAemukid
- MrOneHundred0
^ I seriously missed something here. Can someone fill me in?
- pantone likes to remove her pants. and so do we. that's about it.emukid
- You missed nothing, darling.Jnr_Madison
- I would like to get pantone’s take on all of this.MrOneHundred
- She really won't mind.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
so here's the pantone's pants-removing timeline for mr100...
it all started on Apr 7, 08, 11:49 a.m when pantone felt she was naked because she didn't have her cell phone. greedo suggested she might as well remove her pants, and to be honest, i thought that was a fantastic idea. apparently pantone thought so as well and she responded in a note with "Well my pants are chafing me.... *removes pants*" to which i responded with "i love it when you guys talk dirty" and so it went.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…then on Apr 21, 08, 3:26 p.m. pantone had the office to herself and she removed her pants voluntarily which pleased jnr immensely. he probably rubbed one out that day while his girlfriend was in the loo.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…a few days later on Apr 29, 08, 12:23 p.m. while pantone was cleaning her office, she removed her pants on jnr's request. and i responded with "pics or didn't happen" because i forgot my meds that day. pantone responded by posting a picture of some dude in his underwear. omg, hott!
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…following that incident, jnr decided to randomly remove pantone's pants whenever he pleased. on such incident occurred on Apr 30, 08, 10:32 a.m when pantone was wondering about my painful and bloody death.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…it happened again on May 6, 08, 12:02 p.m. when pantone tried to steal me from jnr but this time she removed them before jnr was able to do it himself. which took kinky to a whole new level if you ask me.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…i can make a graphical timeline if it helps.
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- MrOneHundred0
That covers it nicely, thanks. I am sorry I missed it (especially the pic of the dude). I haven’t happened across pantone yet – she must be on the QBN Nite Shift, but any chick who removes her pants in a forum consisting of 99.97% males deserves, if nothing else, kudos. So here’s to you, pantone, keep it coming. It’s a shaft of bright illumination into an otherwise dim existence.
- he said shaft... hehe...emukid
- I use my egg-headed fancy talk to get the ladies. it doesn’t work.MrOneHundred
- emukid0
my research suggests otherwise mr100. on Apr 21, 08, 3:26 p.m, you ran into pantone. not only did you run into her, you went as far as asking her whether she had a webcam so you could witness her pant-removal antics first hand. she coyly went for the laziness excuse.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/329751…
- MrOneHundred0
I SERIOUSLY don’t remember that, but you can probably see that the reply was the kind of thing I am used to – fairly quick, vaguely related, totally dismissive.
- Still, it’s a fairly compelling mental image – someone without pants... *strikes chin.MrOneHundred
- **strokes chin, ffsMrOneHundred
- if i got shot down so badly i'd want to forget about it tooemukid
- which is probably why i have no short term memoryemukid
- Yeah, I must have blanked this out.MrOneHundred
- haha.
in other news, why am i still at work? its 8:33pm ffs!emukid
- ********0
Finally got my new laptop up and running!
YAY!!! I really miss my old one though ... which is currently blasting music. Mainly because I this keyboard isn't broken and if I looked down I can still see all the letters.
- emukid0
9:30pm. still at work.
- *kills selfemukid
- 5.30AM still not had anything to eat.Jnr_Madison
- what do you do up so late? other than remove pantone's pants.emukid
- Why so late? Working on a masterpiece again?_salisae_
- I just sit here all night in denial about my life.Jnr_Madison
- Pfft. 09:30PM isn't late.
:D******** - no masterpieces here. just proof of mediocrity and acceptance of defeat.emukid
- flavor, lights out is usually 7 pm! now get in yer jammies._salisae_
- I did go to sleep after that comment, haha.********
- emukid0
how was everyone's day? feel free to give detailed accounts.
- had a really good interview today. and just preparing to drive to sf tomorrow for work/play._salisae_
- have a fun and safe drive. take pictures of SF please! i've never been there.emukid
- ’king crazy! Still trying to buy a house. Getting close. The agent is pretending to be my buddy...MrOneHundred
- ...saying he will use us for some design work, etc, while trying to screw extra Gs from me...MrOneHundred
- learned that a designer friend of mine is intensive care, unconscious and had to have his lower organs surgically removed_salisae_
- i don't know how i feel about that. take the deal if he'll throw in his wife.emukid
- only if the wife is hot that is.emukid
- removed from his lungs. :(
Car crash .. Seat belt broke 9 ribs, clavicle, hip. I'm glad he's asleep for most of this._salisae_ - so yes! I will drive careful like rain man!_salisae_
- holy shit. that sounds awful. what do the doctors say? will he be alright?emukid
- Is the housing market feeling the effects of our screw ups?_salisae_
- he hasn't any brain or heart damage, which is key. he'll just have a hell of a recovery period._salisae_
- Rainman couldn't even work out the order of these notes.Jnr_Madison
- That's sad news salisae, hope he recovers well.Jnr_Madison
- there needs to be a better alternative to the seatbelt._salisae_
- Yikes! My pal just got hit by a car and is in a similar situation ... I don't know how they can both still be alive, but I'm glad.********
- me too! i wonder what kind of cars they were driving. must find out this info._salisae_
- ismith0
What the hell?! There's already an ismith on Muxtape... go figure.
- MrOneHundred0
1. Hope your friend recovers, _salisae_
2. Airbags
3. He’s not married, but I am playing hardball. I know his parents own the property, but he doesn’t know I know.
4. Your economy is driving up the cost of lending, but not too much. We are pretty well insulated as long as we keep digging this country up and finding money. House prices, therefore are on a slight decline after a 5 year boom.- Oh and don’t work/play too hard, sal.MrOneHundred
- they'll take the money you give.
car accidents are terrible for bodies, I hope yr friend wakes grateful to be alive but he has a hard road ahead******** - thanks mr. .. i realize about the airbag i just think that the seatbelt could be designed better. the bones you_salisae_
- break b/c of them connect have casts. obviously i have no better solution, just wishing there was one._salisae_
- connect = cannot
too much design thinking!_salisae_
- canuck0
cunt.