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the Internet, a magnificent new technology combining the credibility of anonymous hearsay with the excitement of typing.
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madlib
- GreedoLives0
picked this up yesterday:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0061228…
i know it's lowbrow and gauche and all, but that man knows cynicism like nobody else...- who was who said how clever that when you want to masturbate you can but if********
- you're hungry all you can do is rub your empty belly?********
- who was who said how clever that when you want to masturbate you can but if
- Jnr_Madison0
Why do women watch porn to the end? To see if they get married.
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voices we don't understand
http://www.birds.cornell.edu/mac…
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Welp. I thought I could pay my ticket online, alas, it had to be mailed in.
I just sent it in but I guess now there is a warrant out for my arrest much like pyramd or whoever ... bleh.
- I had to go to court once because I never paid a parking fine. The Judge asked if I had anything to say...Jnr_Madison
- "Uh ... no. This is a waste of everyone's time. Especially mine." - Jnr_Madison********
- ha ha, close I just said '...nah...' and she shook her head then slapped me with a big fucking fine.Jnr_Madison
- ninjasavant0
William S. Burroughs once said, “I wish I was a dirtier old man.” Well, if he could have had his wish, he would have been my friend Jesse Merlin. Jesse can talk about some of the filthiest things I have ever heard—and I mean filthy—but there is still a fundamental sweetness about him. He’s not mean; he’s just a pervert. Ha ha ha... He is also a very talented actor and an accomplished opera singer. He was fucking great in this musical I saw called “The Beastly Bombing.” I don’t really do that type of thing much, but I knew the director, Julien Nitzberg, and went to check it out. The play and Jesse were goddamn terrific. He plays the bumbling, cowardly, and yes, perverted President Dodgeson, and when Jesse is on stage you can’t watch anyone else. I was really, really impressed by his performance.
Anyway, we have become friends since then and Jesse has made it a habit of sending Jeff Tremaine and I these awful S&M catalogs from The Stockroom. These things are just diiiirrrty: sensory deprivation devices, electromagnetic DEEP penetration devices—shit that makes jackass seem pretty tame by comparison. Well, we thought Jesse might want to do a product review from the Stockroom catalogs, and unfortunately for us he did (or I should say unfortunately for JxPx, heh heh...). The following is the first in a series of things you wish you never saw on jackassworld or anywhere else. Jesse, take it away.
—Johnny Knoxville
http://www.jackassworld.com/blog…
Jesse is a friend of mine and a total riot.
- vnmbr0
Things are a changing my friend. I look around and nothing looks familiar anymore.
- I still haven't figured out who you are, vnmbr********
- me neitheremukid
- I'm just a semi-regular poster, who is riding on the coat tails of Janne, b/c I see alot of myself in him.vnmbr
- Imitating vrmbr is not meant as anything malicious.vnmbr
- ...but it looks like Janne my be gone for good as well :(vnmbr
- Janne? sounds familar********
- I still haven't figured out who you are, vnmbr
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I making new big plans for 3 of my domains, again.
- canuck0
yo gas is like 1.30 a Litre now wtf ?
- Jnr_Madison0
I've had enough of myself.
- ...and so have all of you.Jnr_Madison
- *enjoys momentemukid
- I can't get enough********
- emukid0
- take me with youvnmbr
- ...pweeasevnmbr
- we sail at dawnemukid
- *puts on sea legsvnmbr
- I keep pressing the button but it's not working.Jnr_Madison
- Please make one that says 'Remove pantones pants'... it needs a button.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
I think I'm the only one on qbn right now.
- Heeeeelllllloooooo!Jnr_Madison
- fuck you all then.Jnr_Madison
- HELLLOOOOOO!Jnr_Madison
- can I get a beat!_salisae_
- I move away from the microphone to breathe.Jnr_Madison
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philosophical, academic and critical essays on appropriation, translation, authenticity, interpretation, derivation, originality, plagiarism... sources please!
- so you can steal them?********
- they are all here in a single essay:
http://www.elsewhere…emukid - indubitably********
- http://www.ctheory.n…Mimio
- nice one mimio!********
- so you can steal them?