astronauts and cavemen
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- EMGEE330
loudubs,
I just love the way "caveman astronaut" rolls off the tongue.
And I love the imagery it puts off.
I see something with raw, antiquated technology, maybe a few tubes leaking some fumes, but it's okay because he can tough it out, and some very unsophisticated garments and space suit made of patchwork leather, long matted hair that manages to get sandwiched between the helmet and spacesuit connection valves, and one of those leather water carrying pouches clung to his waist. And he's clumsy too, constantly having to reattach the leather cords that lace up his foot coverings. Not shoes, but foot coverings. His beard is so overgrown that it fills most of the helmet, leaving very little visibility through the visor shield.
On the side of his helmet, there are crude drawings of the Orion and Saggitarious constellations, they look as if they were scribbled on the side of a cave wall.He is known as Medrozon, Caveman Astronaut.
- leaves0
you mean to tell me that you don't care who has the bigger dong?
- leaves0
yet i feel the more pertinent question is:
who has the bigger wang?
- leaves0
that depends on which group has more formal training in kung fu.
- Soler0
what about a monkey in space vs. a monkey from 50,000 years ago?
- 4cY0
i do not understand your Q very well.
you mean astronauts and cavemen engaging in a man to man fight?
or a survival challenge in uncultivated environment (nature/jungle etc.) ?
- tfs__mag0
plus the simple caveman would be scared of the weirdo looking space suits
- EMGEE330
Astronaut.
The raw human power produced by just one serving of TANG far exceeds that which is created by drinking raw blood and pounding on your chest.
- Jaline0
Haha. That's hilarious.
- Jaline
I just have a question. If you watch Angel, then you know where it's from. This is for a project that I'm working on so please answer if you could:
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT (survival and physically)? ASTRONAUTS or CAVEMENT?
It would be awesome if you could give me an explanation too.
Thanks :)