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- jevad0
profit margin low
pressure to make more money
where are those timesheets
- version30
timesheet shmime-sheet, damn.
i'm here for the cash, check please.
i'll be at the bank.
- e-pill0
running out of time.
living in the PVN.
my deadline is here.
- grunttt0
wish i had more cash
my plan might be a bit weak
lottery ticket
- gramme0
seeing superman.
half work days rock my face off.
QT with momdukes.
- e-pill0
extended deadline.
it is now due monday night.
i'm back PVN.
- grunttt0
so no alcohol?
it's a family type show
white wine sprite bottle
- e-pill0
potent is my weed.
it reeks of stank nastyness.
pony is jealous.
- grunttt0
why do you bite me
you small little biting fly
one clap from heaven
- e-pill0
sleepy feverous.
glittering cruel confetti.
dopepope says CUMMISH!
- e-pill0
oh no you didn't.
grant, where is the next haiku?
please post one now sir.
- komkrktprod0
out of love with rap
boom bap replaced by ass crack
poop churned out daily
- mg330
"What's the latest craze?"
your mom said, curious like,
as dinner was served."Can't really say, mom."
"But we do use clean needles,"
you said with a grin."Homemade tats? No!"
she screamed, slamming a plate down.
"What's wrong with you son?""Uh, no, that's not right,"
you said, confused as ever.
"We're shooting up crack."
- mg330
Interested in me?
the corner hooker cried out
I will rock your world
- mg330
asleep on the couch
whisky bottles on the floor
drink the pain away
- mg330
sharpen your claws cat
we're sending you off to war
with the rats and mice
- mg330
what's wrong everyone?
can you not keep up with me,
the haiku master?
- mg330
get those pants off girl
armageddon is coming
be my final thrill
- mg330
et me show you how
we will prepare our assault
like Animal House
- mg330
blood-sucking zombies
at the front door, so he says
our son has nightmares