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- mg330
Landscaping jackass
peaking in at my wife's breasts
get back to your mulch
- mg330
Thomas Tank Engine
Is the dumbest to ever
with that phallic nose
- mg330
I am a machine
when it comes to dreaming up
glorious haiku
- mg330
I caught Frank Gehry
in the bathroom at Chili's
lotioning his wand
- mg330
Le Corbusier
loved to have his caviar
hand fed by virgins
- mg330
hey there pretty girl
why don't you lift your skirt up
show me your goodies
- mg330
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm
girl you got it going on!
gimme some sugar
- e-pill0
mg33
haiku master not so much.
i am the best one.
- mg330
those stinky ass rats
took advantage of my dog
ate up all his food
- mg330
I want to make love
to hurricane rita's eye
ram my rod in it
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ha nice ones!
- mg330
I bet Burt Reynolds
gives such great cunnilingus
with his thick mustache
- mg330
Sylvester Stallone
was great in Over The Top
that's why I love him
- mg330
mommy crys her tears
because menopause began
might as well be dead
- mg330
little puppy dog
you think his poops smell bad now
wait till he's full grown
- mg330
Boca Raton is
a popular killing field
for the Grim Reaper
- mg330
ipod on random
just cued up ice ice baby
how'd this get on here?
- mg330
What bad luck I have
just tore the crack of my pants
exposing my butt
- mg330
Oh, a lemonade stand
how much will you stiff me for
capitalist pig
- mg330
excuse me my friend
do you have some grey poupon
for me to poop on?