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- mg330
did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud fart for her size
- mg330
soft little cat paws
awaken me while sleeping
tickeling my crotch
- mg330
dried blood is a sign
that something bad just happened
in the urinal
- mg330
this tapioca
looks like a sinus problem
I get in winter
- komkrktprod0
yo Mfin MG! you nice son!
heres mine:
can't front on u ma
bubble butt got me leanin
jam don't shake like dat
- mg330
bet you did not know
johnny cash had an affair
with Nancy Reagan
- mg330
might as well stop now
I totally own this thread
recognize, you fools!
- mg330
animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleepcreeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the killwith a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flowsshe wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that waystop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interruptedconcern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the darkwhat is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!
- mg330
hurricane victims
have not been gettin' any
that's why they're stressed
- mg330
in dallas texas
cannibals live underground
eating redneck brains
- mg330
peanut butter spoon
you really call that a lunch
no wonder you're fat
- mg330
sweat pours from my brow
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
- version30
mg33, um
you have issues dude, c'mon
seriously man
- mg330
local peeping tom
just got turned off by the sight
of your unshaved bush
- mg330
Saturday Night Live
just remembered lung brush sketch
the best one ever
- mg330
optical war zone
stepping out to lunch today
pretty girls galore
- mg330
I bet that you thought
noodlin' has three syllables
wrong, it's said "nood-lyn"
- mg330
playground swings and rings
how I yearn for my sweet youth
recess was the best
- mg330
strange pain in thumb joint
won't go away no matter
how much I rub it
- mg330
on bus this morning
see black and white schnouzer dog
crouched and taking poopowner standing by
at the ready with baggie
staring at dog's buttlooking around bus
other people are staring
do they enjoy it?bus continues on
I lose the good view I had
dog was almost donekeep thinking about
the owner picking up poop
humiliatingthen got to thinking
with a new camera phone
and a little stealthcould take a picture
of God's magnificent work
doing it's businessit's an incentive
to go and buy a RAZR
by Motorolabeen debating now
for a few weeks and reading
reviews of the phonestill undecided
it's fashion over function
the naysayers sayslow OS on phone
VGA only photos
no megapixelnew ones coming soon
there's a non flip-phone RAZR
nice and thin and coolmight hold out for it
but it will be expensive
for quite a whileisn't it funny
how watching a dog go poop
stimulates the mind