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- mg330
getting excited
pudding flaps are visible
I force you to crouchmoments away now
from the application of
antibioticsthe bottle gets dropped
a big mess is created
you are so confusedstanding up quickly
you slip on an ice-like floor
total disarrayyank up overalls
one of the clasps is broken
you look like hip-hop
- komkrktprod0
mg sick puppy
NT refresh button broke
too many haiku
- mg330
bend over my sweet
soon enough you will be stung
yes, master is hereplease spread your legs wide
brace them both on the foot stool
that's it, just like thatready to breath deep?
it's going to hurt at first
you can take the painI will hold your hand
if it comforts you a bit
you need to relaxyou will feel so good
after it's fully set in
and I cool you downBob is here with me
I need him to help grip you
so I can push hardI'm getting ready
it feels nice and hot now
time for a deep breathOK, here it comes!
No, plese don't fight it my sweet!
Bob, brace her some more!No, it's gonna bend!
Hold it, I'm pushing real good
it's just so darn hard!just one last push now
Bob, look how it fit just right
ohhhh, what an effortlet me ice you down
people will know who you are
anywhere you goyou're not the first one
your brothers and sisters have
all gotten it tooright in the backside
with all the strength I could give
and all the love tooso now you're branded
with the ranches coat of arms
you should be so proudno filly no more
you'll be ready to race soon
you sweet little horse
- mg330
sick gutteral roars
eminating from stairwell
someone found the beast
- komkrktprod0
damn mo**erfu**er
you ain't got nothin to do?
go paint a landscape
- mg330
your words are nothing
when I set a world record
for my haiku speed
- komkrktprod0
l m f a o
are u this quick in bed too?
doubt u satisfy...
- ross0
monday morning eyes,
unable to focus well,
robinhood theme song.
- _salisae_0
a real haiku's gotta be as simple as porridge and yet make you see the real thing, like he greatest haiku of them all probably is the one that goes 'the sparrow hops along the veranda, with wet feet.' by shiki. you see the wet footprints like a vision in your mind and yet in those few words you also see the rain that's been falling that day and almost smell the wet pine needles.
- dharma bums
- winter0
booh
- ********0
don't copy paste here.
haikus must come from within,
or else you are fake.
- kinetic0
a proclivity,
for anti-semitism
has been found in melhaha
sorry...that was my first attempt at a haiku
- version30
she has confused me.
falling in love with a thought.
not part of the plan.
- ********0
I drink alone again tonight
It's like that most of the time
But I don't care anymore
- barbtastic0
don't you have a hot wife to drink with?
- jaylarson0
thanks for the kerouac _salisae_ Dharma Bums is one of my favorite books
going beyond the translated word
kerouac hit it right on the nose
- ********0
During big storms birds
are surprisingly happy
with their fleeting poems.
- e-pill0
i kicked in your face.
you fell down, i took your cash.
dopepope mag for me.
- ********0
I dated a loon,
not the "avarage crazy"-,
howlin at the moonthe first date was swell,
but when we broke it all off,
messages from hellLittle did I know,
In between text-messages,
she would 2 guys blow's no other way,
to recieve some piece of mind
post on newstodayKona's on knifes,
other say talk to her folks,
how about 2 wifes?
PeterH
(Oct 10 06, 01:39)
- k0na_an0k0
kim jung ill so sad,
learned the hard way that a nuke
just can't buy you love