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- mg330
blood-sucking leeches
have invaded my nostrils
at first it ticklesbut then I'm in shock
I feel them crawling higher
I start to feel sickthey're at the door now
seeking entry to my brain
cannot hold them offsuddenly it starts
I feel a warm liquid flow
as my eyes squint shutit passes my lips
as my tongue investigates
fears are realizedthe leeches have found
an artery to call home
and I am helplessunder their control
my nervous system reacts
I am now in shockblood pressure races
it won't be much longer now
cannot hold them offfrontal lobe cries out
I am fading, fading fast
I am, I am, dead
- mg330
"What's the latest craze?"
your mom said, curious like,
as dinner was served."Can't really say, mom."
"But we do use clean needles,"
you said with a grin."Homemade tats? No!"
she screamed, slamming a plate down.
"What's wrong with you son?""Uh, no, that's not right,"
you said, confused as ever.
"We're shooting up crack."
- mg330
tonsil-hockey pro
so that's what you call yourself
on the bus to school
- mg330
blood-lust, blood-letting
call it what you will my friend
some just love the taste
- mg330
a witch on a broom
could never scare me as much
as seeing Bush nude
- mg330
hey there pretty girl
are you fine with me staring
at your exposed thong?
- mg330
Interested in me?
the corner hooker cried out
I will rock your world
- mg330
sharpen your claws cat
we're sending you off to war
with the rats and mice(I think that would make an awesome tattoo)
- mg330
what's wrong everyone?
can you not keep up with me,
the haiku master?
- mg330
get those pants off girl
armageddon is coming
be my final thrill
- mg330
let me show you how
we will prepare our assault
like Animal House
- mg330
Landscaping jackass
peaking in at my wife's breasts
get back to your mulch
- mg330
Thomas Tank Engine
Is the dumbest toy ever
with that phallic nose
- mg330
I am a machine
when it comes to dreaming up
glorious haiku
- mg330
I caught Frank Gehry
in the bathroom at Chili's
lotioning his wand
- mg330
Le Corbusier
loved to have his caviar
hand fed by virgins
- mg330
hey there pretty girl
why don't you lift your skirt up
show me your goodies
- mg330
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm
girl you got it going on!
gimme some sugar