Haiku
- Started
- Last post
- 1,784 Responses
- mg330
in dallas texas
cannibals live underground
eating redneck brains
- mg330
peanut butter spoon
you really call that a lunch?
no wonder you're fat
- mg330
sweat pours from my brow
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs
- ********0
i love cocaine too -
but i never mess with it.
it gives me the creeps.
- mg330
Saturday Night Live
just remembered lung brush sketch
the best one ever
- mg330
optical war zone
stepping out to lunch today
pretty girls galore
- mg330
I bet that you thought
noodlin' has three syllables
wrong, it's said "nood-lyn"
- mg330
playground swings and rings
how I yearn for my sweet youth
recess was the best
- mg330
strange pain in thumb joint
won't go away no matter
how much I rub it
- mg330
on bus this morning
see black and white schnouzer dog
crouched and taking poopowner standing by
at the ready with baggie
staring at dog's buttlooking around bus
other people are staring
do they enjoy it?bus continues on
I lose the good view I had
dog was almost donekeep thinking about
the owner picking up poop
humiliatingthen got to thinking
with a new camera phone
and a little stealthcould take a picture
of God's magnificent work
doing it's businessit's an incentive
to go and buy a RAZR
by Motorolabeen debating now
for a few weeks and reading
reviews of the phonestill undecided
it's fashion over function
the naysayers sayslow OS on phone
VGA only photos
no megapixelnew ones coming soon
there's a non flip-phone RAZR
nice and thin and coolmight hold out for it
but it will be expensive
for quite a whileisn't it funny
how watching a dog go poop
stimulates the mind
- mg330
an alternate gift
get mom a purple skateboard
laughs for neighborhood
- mg330
getting excited
pudding flaps are visible
I force you to crouchmoments away now
from the application of
antibioticsthe bottle gets dropped
a big mess is created
you are so confusedstanding up quickly
you slip on an ice-like floor
total disarrayyank up overalls
one of the clasps is broken
you look like hip-hop
- mg330
bend over my sweet
soon enough you will be stung
yes, master is hereplease spread your legs wide
brace them both on the foot stool
that's it, just like thatready to breath deep?
it's going to hurt at first
you can take the painI will hold your hand
if it comforts you a bit
you need to relaxyou will feel so good
after it's fully set in
and I cool you downBob is here with me
I need him to help grip you
so I can push hardI'm getting ready
it feels nice and hot now
time for a deep breathOK, here it comes!
No, plese don't fight it my sweet!
Bob, brace her some more!No, it's gonna bend!
Hold it, I'm pushing real good
it's just so darn hard!just one last push now
Bob, look how it fit just right
ohhhh, what an effortlet me ice you down
people will know who you are
anywhere you goyou're not the first one
your brothers and sisters have
all gotten it tooright in the backside
with all the strength I could give
and all the love tooso now you're branded
with the ranches coat of arms
you should be so proudno filly no more
you'll be ready to race soon
you sweet little horse
- mg330
sick gutteral roars
eminating from stairwell
someone found the beast
- version30
too many clients
all taking their sweet ass time
it's called a schedule
- ********0
For that was so cool
Three exiguous schools stinting
To save one's money
- mg330
Check this site out:
- grunttt0
visitied this thread
been quite a while i must say
can't speak for MG
- e-pill0
making new haikus.
bumping the haiku thread yeh.
lets get it on yo!
- ********0
A name for yourself -
If you could choose joke machine,
You'd be the winner