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beautiful boobies
distract from a shark attack
i saw at the beach
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no no no my boy
mommy doesn't like it when
you play with her toysit's no light saber
that you found under the bed
playing hide and seekbesides, don't you know
Luke Skywalker's was metal
not pink and flesh likethose ribs on the side
kind of look the same as his
but it's not the samehis are a handle
mine are for giving me joy
when I close my eyesimagine your dad
lying right here next to me
his sweet warm embracehis hands travelling
from head to toe and touching
erogenous zonesbefore he moves in
and I prepare for his thrusts
he's a real stallionanyhow my son
like I said a bit ago
this toy is all mineit keeps me alive
fills my body with pleasure
over and overnight after night I
wish your dad were here with me
and not in jailno, I'm not crying
I have something in my eye
run along now pleasego play with He-Man
or G.I. Joe or Star Wars
it's my toy time now
- mg330
I bet Burt Reynolds
gives such great cunnilingus
with his thick mustache
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Sylvester Stallone
was great in Over The Top
that's why I love him
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mommy crys her tears
because menopause began
might as well be dead
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Our family dog
just threw up on the carpet
now he's eating it
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sweet mother of god
I just saw a rat tail
slide down kitty's throat
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junior high school dance
first time to pop a boner
slow dancing with girls
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You gather strange clouds -
Haiku must be delicate,
Not hip-hop in Spring.
- mg330
Boca Raton is
a popular killing field
for the Grim Reaper
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ipod on random
just cued up ice ice baby
how'd this get on here?
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Oh, a lemonade stand
how much will you stiff me for
capitalist pig
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excuse me my friend
do you have some grey poupon
for me to poop on?
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soft little cat paws
awaken me while sleeping
tickeling my crotch
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dried blood is a sign
that something bad just happened
in the urinal
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this tapioca
looks like a sinus problem
I get in winter
- mg330
bet you did not know
johnny cash had an affair
with Nancy Reagan
- mg330
might as well stop now
I totally own this thread
recognize, you fools!
- mg330
animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleepcreeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the killwith a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flowsshe wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that waystop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interruptedconcern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the darkwhat is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!
- mg330
hurricane victims
have not been gettin' any
that's why they're stressed