Office sayings
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- spendogg0
whenever someone does something retarded we look at someone else and say "thats your boy" (girl gets used alot as well)
- ********0
I seem to hear
"that is your last written warning"
quite often
- Gucci0
"wow. graphic design is like magic. do you have a wand up your ass?"
- -sputnik-0
i've heard 2 ppl describe something as "horsey"
if i hear that one more time i'm handing them a dictionary. after i give them a purple nurple, of course.
- BonSeff0
i think the people in the back are eating snausages..
- tymeframe0
SoulFly nailed it.
- mg330
What a coworker is making vicious #2 sounds in a restroom stall, say, "Sounds like someone needs an oil check in there."
- lvl_130
"you think you're hot shit, but you're just cold diahrea"
okaay. only i use that in the office, but it flows you know.
- BonSeff0
i just took a pic.
i swear they are snausages
- -sputnik-0
that looks disgusting.
i find myself saying "f*cking idiot" under my breath more often every day.
i don't actually think it's under my breath at this point...i've lost my filter.
- k0na_an0k0
i find myself saying 'yeah i'll get right on that' quite a bit and yet.... here i am.
- lvl_130
"people don't it's not bacon!"
it's beggin strips wrapped around a snausage. that is nasty.
- toe_knee0
' Fuck work"
is a favourite of mine."It's nearly friday"
I say that every day till friday comes.
- -sputnik-0
like today, there's a 2-hour off-site meeting for the company (80 ppl) where a bunch of wankers will be talking to other wankers about why we're not getting bonuses despite 40% growth.
we went from 6 designers to 2. i am staying and working and am getting sh•t for it.
needless to say, i said "f*cking idiot" a lot today.
- toe_knee0
"my balls ache"
- toe_knee0
"wheres my ferret?'
- lvl_130
i love swearing. it's all part of my 'charm' : )
- Soler0
"We need this now."
"I can't pay you any more."
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- k0na_an0k0
"wheres my ferret?'
toe_knee
(Jan 5 05, 14:05)
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!i have no idea why i found that so funny but i did. hahaha. nice.
- -sputnik-0
"we'll hire more designers soon"
its almost a joke at this point.