Office sayings
- Started 20 years ago
- Last post 20 years ago
- 117 Responses
- -sputnik-0
how about "its not a problem, its an opportunity"
- chossy0
"turn a negative into a positive"
- MXS0
"lets touch base"
or
"make sure we're singing from the same hymn sheet" always makes me crack a smile
- k0na_an0k0
"you make the difference"
it's on all of out collateral and is branded into our brains the second we walk in the door.
ok then cockbag, if i make such a difference why are you paying me shit when we just got a company wide phone message 2 days ago praising how we're going to make 320 million in the next 3 weeks. AND, yesterday when it was snowing like a mutha, did you all leave at 1 cause it was so bad, but have us all stay here till 5 when it had turned the roads into a nightmare. yeah. i make the difference.
- chossy0
I always say while running out a suit "everythings fucked" my boss used to freak out but now he knows that I totally over react at everything so he just tells me to "get back in and sort it and stop being a mad cunt" actuall verbatim there folks.
- -sputnik-0
"singing from the same hymn sheet"?
makes me wanna:
- radar0
"can you have a draft ready on Friday" - at 4pm on Thursday!
- ********0
"it's not YOUR problem"
when pointing out somehting that affects YOUR work....
"I get paid to deal with things like this"
and then they proceed to NOT deal with it....
- radar0
and why do people always talk about the weather on the elevator?
- hot_fs010
'You bitches'.
- ********0
"suck it and see"
- Gucci0
"FYI"
- silentseven0
My boss always says " Let's face it designers arent marketeers. Designers just make things pretty and if they were to own a business it would fail."
And..
"Can we watermark a picture there and another one there on that?"
"The message is not clear... It needs to pop more."
And cant forget the classic
"Discover the (company name here)'s Advantage/ Difference !"
- Gucci0
"let's touch base" is amazing
"Bob's your uncle"
- benfal990
"YAH!"
and
"YAAAH!"
- k0na_an0k0
"we have a new job that we needed yesterday."
to which i reply - you should have come to me yesterday.
- blaw0
"suck it and see"
MX_OnD
(Jan 6 05, 08:27)----
you work with steve grimmet?
- ********0
you work with steve grimmet?
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blaw
(Jan 6 05, 08:47)naw just this guy too lazy to do his job so instead of himn doing it he'd just get you to try it out....
- gruntt0
"the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off due to budget cuts"
- Gucci0
clients do the strangest things to client service.
I love it when a client service lady runs at me like Terry-fucking-Tate...this is a woman who has no business running, but all the business in the world on a pro bowl line.I fear the docket.