Office sayings
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- grayhood0
who ate my chunky?
- toe_knee0
I got this one yesterday
“We have a design budget for 2 weeks, you have 4 days”
I shit you not.
- spifflink0
has someone got a case of the mondays???
too bad mofo, cause its wednesday assclown
- toe_knee0
"we are looking for a bigger office"
haha right.
*elbows collugues elbow out of my elbow space.
- k0na_an0k0
i have a ton of star wars geeks here and i shit you not i hear 'god that makes me wish i had my light saber right now' at least twice a week.
the funniest part is how they word it.... i wish i HAD MY... like it really exists. and they are serious.
- Gucci0
i have a ton of star wars geeks here and i shit you not i hear 'god that makes me wish i had my light saber right now' at least twice a week.
k0na_an0k(Jan 5 05, 14:10)
= classic
- -sputnik-0
haha!
good one, Spanky McSlapass!
- grayhood0
i wish i had my wookie right now.
- BonSeff0
"people don't it's not bacon!"
omg, i just said that out loud and people stared.
- Gucci0
When a less-than-little person in the office is on lunch, and someone inquires:
"where is 'madam X'?"a colleague of mine cruelly states "she's eating"
- k0na_an0k0
i won't shave for a week and i'll be your wookie.
- toe_knee0
The gayest one ever
Me
"Sorry I didnt make it in yesterday, I was sick"Cuntface: "Sick of work?"
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. cuntface. hahaha.
- spendogg0
"its colder than a witches tit" i got that one alot today - it is like 4 degrees here where i am at
- superbaka0
"increase the bling."
"pixel fucking" aka "super-micro-quarter-pixel fucking."
"split the difference."
and my favorite when the director says :
"it needs a little more .. eeehhhheeeaaahhheeewwaahh."
(makes lots of gestures with hands and a confused, constipated facial expression)
i actually saw someone write that shit in the client notes.
- QuincyArcher0
"I NEED THIS DONE BY THE END OF THE YEAR!!!" is still a popular one, almost a week after 2005 began.
- ********0
"go fuck yourself"
- ********0
'those images need to be sexed up'
- thompson0
"That's why they call it _____"
fill in the blank (works with just about anything)
also,
"it's your funeral" has been popping up a lot on purpose.
- pascii0
'So Says I'
'..., or?'
'champagne?'