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- Ramanisky21
Mike Johnson (R-LA) on his wife Kelly not being in attendance for his ascension to House Speaker:
"She's spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she's a little worn out."
- His smile while saying this makes it even more creepymonospaced
- “Under his eye, blessed be the fruit.”Ramanisky2
- Dear baby Jesus...you simply can't make up this shit.utopian
- the sacrifice she's making for her country is commendabledoesnotexist
- PhanLo0
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end end times
- hydro741
- Brad Pitt?NBQ00
- also, despite prayer, he will inevitable ensure plenty of innocent children suffer and die on a daily basis in the most horrific ways imaginablemonospaced
- mono, the real Jesus was actually cool. He was a rebel hippie, having sex, smoking weed. But the church is hiding that fact and making him a saint.NBQ00
- I never said otherwise. I'm speaking strictly of the Jesus who is god in the flesh, god's son, and the one who listens to and chooses to answer prayers (or not)monospaced
- so.. Brad Pitt?hydro74
- sausages2
The pope has accepted the resignation of a Polish bishop whose diocese has been rocked by reports of a gay orgy involving a male sex worker in a priest’s apartment, as well as previous violent incidents involving his clergy.
- Ramanisky25
- Jesus was almost 7’ tall? Way back in 0033?nb
- Is he also on trial with Trump?PhanLo
- He was a Viking clearlymonospaced
- Artist really captured his fat, flabby neck and his sad attempt to jut out his chin to avoid having it fold and flop over his collar.monospaced
- The Grifter and the Drifter_niko
- Both narcissistic, delusional conmen who cared only about making people worship them.monospaced
- oh snap! monoutopian
- one mocks disabled people the other healed them...very fine people on both sides..neverscared
- and the evangelicals will still vote for him.CyBrainX
- So Jesus had small hands as well?Bluejam
- And did Jesus have a mushroom?Continuity
- Mono triggered by Jesus again. The historical Christ was literally the polar opposite of Trump. He was more an anarchist social reform type.garbage
- He was killed for pointing out corruption in the church and state. The cult of personality didn't take hold until about 60 years after him getting crossed up.garbage
- omg stfu, stop mansplaining the same old Christian schtick, it’s unnecessary.monospaced
- And I agree with you. Which is why this is ridiculous. Fucking captain obvious garbage.monospaced
- Anyway, Jesus is just god, and in that case I am 100% right in my assessment. His main goal is that people worship him. Blindly. Without thinking.monospaced
- I’m not threatened by this religious nonsense. So you can drop thatmonospaced
- "[Jesus] cared only about making people worship them."palimpsest
- @monospaced if you took a bit of time to understand religion you wouldn't be making such a fool or yourself. I'm not asking to believe it, just understand it.palimpsest
- Jesus is not just god, that's why the trinity is so important in catholic religion.palimpsest
- Jesus' teachings are emphasized for compassion and concern for the poor and marginalized. He serves a link to the human.palimpsest
- His concern for those in need is as a call to address economic and social inequalities. He does not posture as a god.palimpsest
- Matthew 20:28palimpsest
- (Subscribed)Gnash
- yeah palimpsest Jesus as a hippie philosopher is one thing, Jesus as the son of everyone's favourite imaginary friend is another._niko
- @palimp Exactly. Mono's atheism rings about as deep as "Jesus is dumb". If you're confident in your disbelieve, JC doesn't give you boogeyman vibes.garbage
- I'm guessing he still doesn't know what "God is dead" actually means, and will mouth-foamingly Google this clapback.garbage
- I mean, the dude still uses "retard" as an insult. It's kind of funny that he gets so heated, but he should probably check his rage problems at the door.garbage
- Who else felt insulted by being nominated for Nice Week? Nobody.garbage
- sarahfailin6
- Ezekiel 25:17YakuZoku
- Sweet Baby JesusRamanisky2
- you can't disprove that Jesus didn't own a gun just like you can't disprove anything in the bible to believers so take that atheist libtards._niko
- You can't dispove that Jesus didn't own a gun?
OK, chief!palimpsest - I love how Jesus just turns everyone retarded. Sorry, down-syndromed.palimpsest
- how do you think he hunted on the back of his Velociraptor? with bows and arrow like a common man? pfft_niko
- All is forgiven but not forgotten.palimpsest
- Jesus was an OG criputopian
- Nah more like Latin kings_niko
- 33 CE *Colorizedimbecile
- you also can disprove jesus definitely didn't ride a velociraptorpango
- Wait I meant can'tpango
- utopian2
- What is it about christianity that makes people want to fuck kids?scarabin
- Celibacy. The average non-celibate Christian wants to fuck kids as little as anyone else.jagara
- What is it about lines of work that provide unsupervised access to children that attracts pedophiles?i_monk
- :/monospaced
- PhanLo8
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- whobedatcrackautopian
- just like tom sawyerdoesnotexist
- flol at that pharoah one. that can't be genuine? it can. of course it can.Nairn
- hydro743
- oh man, I find this stuff so hot...even when they do this with burka chicks lol_niko
- I'm conflicted...2nd or 3rd from the right.utopian
- KFFMFKsted
- birds of pray!Percrushin
- ^ lolscarabin
- This is a habit i can get into_niko
- LOL, there's our boy!palimpsest
- I find nun if this funny.Akagiyama
- they belong to the streeets!milfhunter
- great sureal painting on the wallneverscared
- Brings new meaning to "come unto thee"elahon
- un-convent-ionalmonospaced
- Get me to a nunnery.Nairn
- Nun of you have any moralsutopian
- All of these comments are nunsenseutopian
- What a cloisterfuck!palimpsest
- lol palmonospaced
- Ramanisky29
- pedo ring and terrorist cells combined into onemonospaced
- God, Gun & Grits...a GOP way of life.utopian
- ^ the 3G’sRamanisky2