My Parents Joined A Cult
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- mrdobolina0
http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/0…
here is that Super Power thing Kona. Crazy shit.
- Mimio0
If they start saying they're "talking to Jesus" you might want to firm up that last will and testament before hey get raptured up.
- spendogg0
kOna, if you ever go over to your aunt's house and you see some egg shaped crystals around - Do not touch them, they are most likely Linghams (sp?) aka. pussy crystals.
i have made that mistake before - youch.
- k0na_an0k0
kOna, if you ever go over to your aunt's house and you see some egg shaped crystals around - Do not touch them, they are most likely Linghams (sp?) aka. pussy crystals.
i have made that mistake before - youch.
spendogg
(May 15 06, 14:00)DEAR GOD!
*spits out Linghams (sp?)
- spendogg0
HAHHAHAHAH
- mrdobolina0
Justin, hopefully they won't start stockpiling rifles.
- k0na_an0k0
heh heh...
ok, in all honesty version3, you never know what might have happened. They could have been in a near miss car wreck or something and had their lives flash before their eyes or something, or, as people get older they sometimes look for reason of their existence.
Either way, I'd say the best thing you could do is listen to them and let them do their thing and you keep doing yours.
Peace my man.
*does secret NT handshake at version3
- version30
jevad, grandpa said the same thing
eddy, not a bad ideat
dobs, too late
kona, i know exactly what happened to them, they finally came face to face with their own stupidity, so in a vain effort to not take responsibility for their actions they have turned to god in a grossly misguided attempt to right themselves
- k0na_an0k0
version3. did you really need to post to a bunch of virtual dr. phils with a hint of asshole if you already knew that you don't need a wolverine to tell you the pancakes need to be flipped?
- version30
yeah, my dad reads this forum
- k0na_an0k0
haha
- garett_west0
Justin, hopefully they won't start stockpiling rifles.
mrdobolina
(May 15 06, 14:08)haha, dude, you are just ITCHIN for a full blown religion thread to break out so you can unleash more fury. haha.
you're like *i'll just pick pick here... nope... ok... how about over here *pick pick pick nope?!? hmmm... how about here...
haha.
- peteski0
yeah, my dad reads this forum
version3
(May 15 06, 14:20)hi dad!
- k0na_an0k0
hi version3's dad!
just so you know. version3 wasn't smoking weed last night, he and i were at the library studying um... brain surgery stuff.
*nervous laughter
- ********0
"son, you know we love you, this is why we're so sorry you won't be in heaven with us"
- version30
*hugs thread
- mrdobolina0
haha, dude, you are just ITCHIN for a full blown religion thread to break out so you can unleash more fury. haha.
you're like *i'll just pick pick here... nope... ok... how about over here *pick pick pick nope?!? hmmm... how about here...
haha.
garett_west
(May 15 06, 14:26)When you post in a thread that has something to do with design, then you should make statements like this.
- -scarabin-0
my childhood was spent religion-hopping with my parents
probably why i'm in a secret religious order now and my mother is a witch
- -scarabin-0
let them have their fun, it's probably just a phase or a guilt trip
they'll tire of it eventually
- Jaline0
don't worry too much about it. You're old enough to carry on with your life, and maybe your parents are just going through a stage. If not, then it probably isn't a huge deal, especially if it makes their lives a bit better, whatever that means or however that may be.