PVN Anthology V
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- blaw0
it's like an orgasm visualised in timber.
madirish
- kelpie0
http://www.qbn.com/topics/535197…
the whole thread.
- flavorful0
After many reviews and design modifications, I'm happy that my first ever overseas project for a logo design web site is up now.
Please have a look.
Thanks.
poraa
(Nov 29, 07, 6:35 p.m.)This should go down well here
toe_knee
(Nov 29, 07, 6:37 p.m.)
- blaw0
- flavorful0
Is it wrong to fancy your mates mum?
Duckphat
(Dec 12, 07, 11:40 a.m.)just remember, your mate was in there first.
skt
(Dec 12, 07, 11:43 a.m.)all of him
skt
(Dec 12, 07, 11:43 a.m.)
- flavorful0
And if I want to drive a Subaru Impreza at 140mph through the woods I don't need Travis fucking Pastrami-baws telling me I'm fucking awesome.
5timuli
(Dec 20, 07, 7:40 p.m.)
- flavorful0
Just zip it and call it something else, like that time I tried to download a porno and ended up getting spiderman 3 instead I wanted 'chicks on chicks 2, no mans land' ended up seeing toby maguire!!! still manages to grind one out though :D.
chossy
(Jan 10, 08, 6:16 a.m.)
- flavorful0
There is lots of talk about the tram system security and who is responsible now. Since Poland is a proper catholic country, there will be no rest until a scapegoat is found.
rafalski
(Jan 11, 08, 9:40 a.m.)
- Jaline0
In "acting" thread: http://www.qbn.com/topics/541214…
Started by 9832892398, aka. janneI fake 70% of my orgasms.
(Lloyd, Jan 30, 08, 12:55 p.m)I'm guessing it's required loads of practice and adding a special effects man to the payroll.
(blaw)*no pun intended.
(blaw)
- Jaline0
Have to add this one too, even though I can't remember the thread:
" like I often say to people after we make love sssshhhh ssshhh it's ok shhsss sh sh come on lets get you dressed now."
(chossy, Jan 21, 08, 8:27 a.m.)
- Jaline0
brains (Jan 31, 08, 1:59 p.m.)
"How did you guys (especially the old-timers) find Newstoday / QBN ?
My answer: One night, after too much whiskey, I googled "goat fucking" and this was the first thing that came up."QBN (Jan 31, 08, 2:39 p.m.)
"Thought it. Created it."
- chossy0
detritus
"In this startling vignette, called “Faith,” the contained energy displayed in the previous vignettes is released to music that could have come straight from the Gladiator soundtrack. Son shows amazing grace, strength, and flexibility in the lead role of a renegade female participant in the Games, which he helped choreograph with the KDU.
But nuances of feeling escape him. Magnificent when he's direct, he can't convey Faith's confusion at discovering her sexual powers or her newfound playfulness as a lover. He attacks the choreography boldly, ignoring its musical phrasing."max_prophet
you people miss the genius here as ever - son is really breaking down racial stereotypes here yet again. Just wait for video lesson two where he drops his pantsDog-earFeb 3, 08, 4:55 p.m. – Permalink
I wanted to post two quotes the first ones from detritus funny stuff likesey. did this work?....
- Jaline0
[ tommyo in "TheKDU" / Feb 4, 08, 2:20 p.m]
"I can't read this whole thread. I don't care about the name calling and bullshit that gets tossed around during the course of this whole ordeal.
What I do care about is something called graphic design. I care that these young designers are getting caught up in being part of a 'global army.' A hype fest with absolutely no aim of 'communicating' anything other than this mornings shallow style. I just find it completely shameful that the barometer of being successful as a designer is inching closer and closer to the criteria that make a successful real estate agent. When I look at some of the people associated with the KDU, I see fluffy bullshit.
It pains me to actually sound as old as I might be getting, but if these young kids focus only on being stylish, then the purpose for us, as designers is easily transferred and duplicated by anyone in the world. Basically, if we turn design into a style-only, non-thinking form of communication (we're already more than half way there) then the channels that are already cropping up (templatemonster.com, infinitylogodesign.com) become more and more viable for companies to use on a regular basis.
To me, the KDU represents this style-first attitude of hype and dominance. Instead of treating design with the respect that it deserves, they cheapen it, making expectations lower and less interesting (in my opinion). The fact that a lot of young designers either swing from the testicles of style-first 'designers,' or don't take the time to learn how good visual communication works worries me to say the least. That a group of 'designers' would want a mouthpiece in the form of a racist, foul-mouthed, ignorant (with an ego so large he can't comprehend his own mental limitations) doorknob such as son, is a reason to doubt their intentions. I could give two fucks about the KDU. I do however care about the direction of our field.
Son, I'm sure that this doesn't bother you...seeing as you've never been really good at seeing things for what they are...seeing as you've always been somewhat of an amplifier for the person or cause with their tongue in your ear at the moment. But a few years ago you had a thread about how Gensler was doing great things for the black community...by turning Roca into a success...I called you crazy and asked you why you thought creating a need for high fashion was a great thing for poor black people. You and I went round and round. Guess who emailed me and said he had no clue why you thought what you thought, that I (and other people in that thread) were right and that he was slightly embarrassed about what he had done for Roca, that he wanted to do better things now. I'm guessing you figured out who emailed me. Anyhow, you're being used. I can only assume that he figured if he gave you some knowledge and pointed you in the right direction that you'd repeatedly throw yourself against the wall with your new 'global army.' Maybe the guy has pure intentions with you, I really don't know and don't care. I think we all need to focus more on becoming, maintaining and growing a respectable community of 'thinkers.'"
- CALLES0
CALLES
easy answer... "It's ok... im not that type or guy either"
make out, make out, make out...
and then you proceed to use the oldest trick in the bock
"oh come on just the tip of it"
in a minute she will ask for the whole thing
not that i would know about this
but at the same time i'm old enough that non of this is necesaryFeb 27, 08, 9:34 a.m.
creative-
easy answer... "It's ok... im not that type or guy either"
make out, make out, make out...
and then you proceed to use the oldest trick in the bock
"oh come on just the tip of it"
*cue 'involuntary sneeze'*
"sorry about that, I didn't mean for that to happen, but seeing as it's in there you may as well finish me off"Feb 27, 08, 9:37 a.m
i had to... too funny
- flashbender0
http://www.qbn.com/topics/547642…
Fariska: why you think he's italian?
detritus: He isn't?
Fariska: I don't know, you should ask him
detritus: Why? I already think he's Italian?
- vrmbr0
"Walter Wagner, who runs a botanical garden on Hawaii's Big Island, and Luis Sancho, a Spaniard..."
And what do you do, Walter...
"I run a botancial garden"
and you Luis, what do you do...
"I'm a spaniard"Spookyhome
[Apr 10, 08, 3:30 p.m.]
- Point50
Well at least we know why she had to artificially inseminate herself now.
-flavorful