PVN Anthology V
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- ********0
^ Lazy Cunt
" Don't worry about it, I have been dumped a million times before, and I'll probably get dumped by my current lady as soon as she comes to her senses and realises I can offer her little above innapropriate jokes and searing witticisms. Relax get a few beers in see your pals realise the world is now your oyster and that there are pretty much two or three more girls out there that would have a shag with you and not feel all that bad about it after taking stock of what they have just done. "
Chossy - Apr 18, 08, 5:55 a.m
- sikma0
I doubt QBN has the ability to distinguish between good fun and spam. It's like a human looking down on a colony of ants and trying to figure out what they're doing.
ukit
(Apr 28, 08, 3:34 p.m.)- http://www.qbn.com/t…sikma
- i like how you added in the date like it was on NT.e-pill
- keepin it realsikma
- Nice form sikma. I support it.********
- detritus0
I took a course in uni this year about Death and the Afterlife and it actually made me feel better about it.
Jaline
(Apr 28, 08, 9:40 p.m)http://www.qbn.com/topics/550303…
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- Jaline0
Jnr_Madison:
"I killed a small ghost the other day, turns out it was a napkin."Apr 29, 08, 8:56 a.m.
- vrmbr0
...I've left this thing open for a day now.. and I just caught this lovely bit of action:
asd: i need to take a crap at work.
asd: but theres someone in every bathroom.
asd: 1 stall occupied
asd: in each.
asd: and i refuse to poop next to someone else.
*** User Zitty has entered the chat. ***
asd: so im holding it in.
asd: all that poop is just building up.
asd: i went back and forth between 3 bathrooms over and over.
asd: and the peolpe just wouldnt get out of the stall.
curedjinx: HA HA HA HA
curedjinx: yeah that happens
curedjinx: thats why i work form home and leave the coffee shops whenever i need to poo
asd: meanwhile.
asd: if im pooping.
asd: people have no qualms entering the adjacent stall
asd: even if theres 3 other open bathrooms
asd: so you sit there
asd: waiting
asd: the silence is deafening
asd: because you know any minute
asd: ur gonna hear this new guys ass explode
asd: but neither of u want to talk to each other
curedjinx: never... its like people love the akwardness of sharing the moment
asd: and u sit there, clenching your own poop inside
asd: cuz u dont want them to hear ur poop hitting the waterkult
(Apr 30, 08, 2:27 p.m.)
- ********0
What is metrosexuality
What does it mean to you?
diib
(May 1, 08, 6:55 a.m.)A PR scheme aimed at convincing the public that being a pussy is cool.
blaw
(May 1, 08, 7:06 a.m)
- Jaline0
mikotondria3:
any breakfast food just means regular food with egg in it.
So I drive up to mcdonalds, and I want something with fucking egg in it.
Only trouble is...it's 11.30am..They've got the eggs inside there, they've got people cooking on the grills and the fryers, all I want is for someone to take an egg, cook it, add it to some bread, with some cheese, and sell it to me for 10 times what it's cost them.
I've got the money right here - look...
But no.
They've decided that now it's 'Lunch' time, like they friggin know when I've got up, or they're telling me I SHOULD have got up earlier.
Fucking plastic greasy nazi clown. I don't give a fuck if you sold enough burgers to write yourselves a 360billion dollar check, don't tell me when to get up and when to go to bed, just cook the food I want, and I'll give you the money.
It blows my fucking mind how they get away with this.May 2, 08, 12:23 p.m.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/550812…
- ********0
the postman is known for screwing up a lot of lives
– _salisae_3/3
- Jaline0
7point34:
"paris hilton is like a creepy gnome or something. a gnome with downs.
her face is fucked up and she's dumb as a brick, but slap some make up on her and tilt her head and fire off a vapid, deer in headlights like attempt at a sexy smirk and suddenly i'm supposed to go weak in the knees?
well it's working you daft flump... get your down-syndrome-having, gnomey-faced, tight, boyish figure over here and we'll go to town.
you like twinkies? got one in my pants... it's penis flavored"
May 8, 08, 8:02 a.m.
- blaw0
"it doesn't take much to excite someone when your in saskatoon.... "
- sikma
- ********0
my mom: "But I always find everything on the google.."
The Blue One
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- hehJaline
- precious little gem.********
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- ********0
- Jaline0
blaw:
"While you are contemplating an alternate precious stone, picture your girlfriend showing off her non-diamond engagement ring to family and friends.
If that doesn't shake you, you're not cut out for marriage. Fear is an instinctual survival tool."
May 28, 08, 12:13 p.m
- Jaline0
flavorful:
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Just be glad you don't get, "If I was 20 years younger the things I would do to you."Because you can't respond with, "I don't want to burst your bubble, but I wouldn't have fucked you for practice if you were 20 years younger."
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Jun 4, 08, 7:34 a.m.- http://www.qbn.com/t…Jaline
- note the timestamp... i feel so proud7point34
- hahaJaline
- grunttt0
I have a dog.
Sometimes my dog barks.
In your mind, you see my dog, but I have not told you what kind of dog I have._
flashbender - Jun 12, 08, 8:14 a.m
- lvl_130
health teachers were always the creepiest.
– ninjasavant1/3mines probably the worse
he calls his dildo mr pinky.
– omgitsacamera2/3wtf
– Jaline3/3
- Jaline0
harlequino:
"Being a famous designer is somewhere between being a well known local newscaster and regional Magic The Gathering champion. If you get recognized somewhere, ok ride it out and get some kicks, but never ever volunteer this information."
Jun 24, 08, 11:27 a.m.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/556043…
- janne760
http://www.qbn.com/topics/546560… is the new ...... !!!!