PVN Anthology V
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- kelpie0
no enjoyment at all here.
wunderbra/crouwel/dutchboy/janne
(Oct 11 07, 07:40)
- skt0
I should perhaps point out for the uninitiated that it is generally accepted that Kuz is, in real life, yet to actually sample a lady in any way shape or form.
kelpie
(Oct 11 07, 07:38)lol
- edd-e0
at least 3 times a week i say to my wife, "today, on newstoday..."
lol
grunttt
(Oct 11 07, 11:51)
- paraselene0
kuza kuza kuza kuza kuza kameleon
He Kumz and Goes
He Kumz and GoesLoving fat girls is easy if your into that kind of scene
I never have been
I never have been
I never have beeeeeeeenx
Concrete
(Oct 12 07, 05:12)
- kingjulien0
aren't women made from ribs?
BonSeff
(Oct 12 07, 09:13)
- kingjulien0
I jabbed my cat with a fork, which I suppose is some sort of semi sin, I feel free... see I did it again.
chossy
(Oct 12 07, 09:02)
- PonyBoy0
I dunno, I was thinking about going home, pouring a nice glass of white zinfandel and a warm bubble bath, light some aromatherapy candles, maybe a little smooth jazz on the hifi then maybe read my yearbook and cry myself to sleep on my water proof pillowcases. But if a dick eating occasion should arise, well shit...
fortified
(Oct 12 07, 14:57)
- mrdobolina0
dont forget yer axe body spray
BonSeff
(Oct 12 07, 13:31)
- Point50
we're a country that is constantly out of town, and we deported our cleaning lady. our shit is a mess.
BonSeff
(Oct 12 07, 20:34)
- e-pill0
Hey were did all edd-e's posts go?
uncle_helv
(Oct 13 07, 07:56)
- CALLES0
jesus mother fucking christ 200
version6
(Oct 12 07, 15:45)(from the bible thread)
- edd-e0
recap:
edd-e despite getting fucked is cheerful; because he can play despite the fuckers
greedo: should've displayed longing and loyalty. fucking Finns.
wunderbra: is a poet of ambition. Never has "if "seemed so personal. and , uh, familiar.
rand: is walking with Robt Johnson
_eh_: nearly offed by 4 fingered busdriver.
capsize
(Oct 13 07, 15:19)best recap ever!!
:)
- wunderbra0
hey that's good. which thread is that? and what is with my "if", haha..
- Concrete0
unless of course science is obviously the daddy, and has taken religion to school in the car of pain. Religion is a fat stupid child and science is laughing and batting it on the back of its fat sweaty head. With the rolled-up jotter of reason and enlightenment.
sorry, not my words, my bro's, had to be posted though, lol
kelpie
(Oct 17 07, 05:31)From teh Bible thread
- BonSeff0
OMG!!!That cat can has all Cheezeburger belong to him!!!
TheBlueOne
(Oct 23 07, 05:42)
- designerror0
HOLY CRAP!!!!
MEROOWW!!
seriously... wtf UP W/THE OLD LADY IN THE TUB?!!!!
I mean... I see the big-ass kitty IN THE TUB WITH HER...
... but I see old-lady nips too
... okay... i'm a little fucked up by this link now... I need a nap or something...
PonyBoy
(Oct 23 07, 07:23)... MAN... just generally disturbing all around...
... I can't stop looking now....
PonyBoy
(Oct 23 07, 07:25)lol!
- mg330
In Russia, monster keeps you in house!
flashbender
(Oct 23 07, 08:40)
- Jaline0
I should write the 101 on this:
01. Have your AA schedule you various recurring meetings throughout the week, complete with room off of your floor even if its just you in the room working like you usually do - just not at your desk.
02. Hold off on hitting "send" on some e-mails, instead wait until you get home from work and then send them out at odd off-business hours.
03. Provide your mobile phone as the best way to get a hold of you, outside of e-mail as you are rarely at your desk, "because of all the meetings I'm in."
04. Never complain about work load. If you say you have nothing to do, you're going to have it. If you act like you are swamped and you are not, you may get resources sent your way.
05. Keep odd hours. Never come into the office at the same time every day, never leave at the same time everyday. The second someone gets on your routine, is the second someone knows what you are doing, or at least when you should be doing it. Also, never park in the same place every day either.
06. Walk around with your laptop constantly as if you are coming, or going from meetings.
07. In actual meetings, always either come in late or leave early. Reason being? You are needed elsewhere, time is money.
08. If you can help out with someone, let them know. Usually unless they are really breaking their backs they will never accept but appreciate the offer an will remember said offer... say for when you don't feel like doing work and are acting like you are swamped.
09. Talk down to your boss/superiors and up to your peers. This may sound weird, but holding the people above you in some slight bit of contempt makes them think you know what you are talking about, and by building up confidence in your peers makes them more susceptible to do what you want later.
10. Become "friends" with everyone you work with, no matter their position, and smile all day long while being courteous. The whole time never giving anyone any personal-personal information that could come back to haunt you at the wrong time. That breeds gossip, which usually innocently comes out as a response of, "Hey where is Jerome and why haven't I seen him all week?"
You want their answer to be work based and since they are your friend they will unknowingly make a valid alibi:
"I'm sure I've seen him around, he was sending e-mails at 2 this morning for Christ's Sake."
flavorful
(Oct 24 07, 09:27)How to pretend you are working
- flagellum0
"Darwinists are like the ignorami who, before they came to understand better, thought that fruit flies were spontaneously created on a glass-covered apple."
flagellum
(Oct 24 07, 01:44)wait, can I quote myself?
- detritus0
No, you can't - especially when said quote isn't even from the bloody Newstoday PVN.
Said quote's duff anyway.
What's wrong with you?
From a cursory examination of the responses to said quote, it looks a bit like you lost the particular battle anyway.
Again, what's wrong with you?
Please, just add ONE vaguely design-related post to NT - in fact, fuckit - just ONE post that isn't more doling out of your constant, tired, boring and dull religious zealotry. Really - aside from the fact you get our backs up - NO ONE FUCKING CARES about the arcane beliefs you've inherited.
(My apologies for not adding a quote to the anthology thread)