PVN Anthology V
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- mg330
creepy inbred-ass east coast aristocrat tweakery.
mrdobolina
(Aug 16 07, 18:32)
- e-pill0
1OOSFA!
flavorful
(Aug 17 07, 11:45)
- k0na_an0k0
Mac, Apple and Steve Jobs suxx0rz...
- Sent from my iPhone
Point5
(Aug 20 07, 09:03)HAHA
- bolus0
next time I cum, don't bite down so hard
Rand
(Aug 28 07, 09:36)
- _me_0
Jeez dude, relax...it's not crack. It's a fucking book.
tommyo
(Aug 28 07, 09:16)
- bolus0
a note about back-door entry
it's 21 century can't a girl do some research that if she leats a guy in.... there... at least she shouldn't do it when it's totaly dark in the room... so he actually KNOWS what's going on????
pr2
(Aug 28 07, 09:39)
- Nairn0
"Debating a creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon - they knock the pieces over, crap on the board, then flap back to the flock to claim victory."
TheBlueOne
(Aug 29 07, 08:51)Excellent, as always, TBO!
- designerror0
look, if you're cool with gay illegal immigrants getting married and using social security money to pay for abortion as a means of birth control then move then you might be a communist.
...or someone with a political science degree
Point5
(Aug 29 07, 14:14)
- neue75_bold0
so fuck she sounds like an ass getting slapped with another ass but the ass that is slapping her ass is made of old ass and cow flux.
Also this chat about her looks is a bit wrong she is a normal lassie, we interviewed her for a podcast I cut a while ago she was nice like vespa says but hell her music is below par on my amazing and acurate good scale.
chossy
(Sep 11 07, 10:55)
- emokid0
"That's two years in a row, man... give a black man a chance. I'm trying hard, man, I have the number one record, man."
kaynewest
(Sep 9 07, 08:31)
- kingjulien0
Okay, for those of you who did not think I was a complete scum bag do not read this post.
***makidaki,
Most of these techniques I use, you have to have some sort of moral flexibility, and also be willing to not have any type of feelings for anyone else but yourself or they will not work.
01. Tell all of your friends (guys) under 5’10’’ to fuck off and die. They are not worth having as friends (there are exceptions, some exceptions, but very few). Presence anywhere is everything. If you look like you are hanging out in Munchkin Land, you might as well be talking and dancing like you represent the Lollipop Guild.
02. Also, always look like you are having the time of your life (even if you are not), because everyone wants to have the time of their lives so you should convince them by having them convince themselves that by hanging out with you, the distinct possibility of having fun are very real.
03. Dress completely different than everyone else you are with. If all your friends are wearing dress shirts and the like, wear a t-shirt. If your friends are all wearing hoodies, rock a tie. Stand out. Always look like you either take your look incredibly serious, or not at all. Both ends of the spectrum are fine, the middle ground is not.
04. Have almost unattainable standards. Personally, I would rather be alone one nite/weekend then talk to a girl I would ever regret. I joke that I only talk to girls thare are 8, 9 or 10’s on my 1-10 scale. And that an 8 on my scale would be a 14 on anyone else’s. (This also works well because then you can make fun of your friends relentlessly and forever about some of the girls they hook up with, because they can not do the same to you.) P.S. See #8.
05. If afterwards you find that a girl has hotter friends, do not drop her like a bad habit (remember she is still going to be great looking) but behind her back do whatever you can until you run that well dry. Afterwards you are in a very unique position (which more than likely ends horribly ... for them, but sometimes it ends fantastically for you as well [worth the gamble in my book]).
06. Act like you are better than everyone else. I can not stress this enough. Make fun of everyone that is not you, or the person you are talking to. This works in three ways: First, it shows you have a sense of humour (oh yea mask it with humour, mask everything with humour, haha), Secondly, it shows that you only surround yourself with people you feel are in a certain kind of upper echelon, Thirdly, you can tell rite away what type of person she is and how much time you should spend on her (if you even have that choice after some of your comments).
07. If girls want the rite to vote, and be treated as equals in the work place ... they should not expect to have their drinks paid for. Never pay for anyone’s drinks unless you know for sure the favour will be returned. I met girls that were notorious for forgetting their purses in their car, or at the girlfriends house - this is just a ploy (and easily noticed). The first thing you do at that point is forget about them and then laugh later at some other sucker. Also it shows that they do in fact have money, and nine times out of ten do something for income.
08. If you find out later on that the girl was fat in grade/high school, or that they had any work done ... they are dead to you. Always think about the fact that you may end up having kids with them for better or worse. If you are going to hook up, only hook up with the opposite sex that would provide a great looking son/daughter. I have even told some girls that the only reason I talked to them was because they looked like they could hold their own in photos with me. You think that would not work? By all accounts it should not, but it is though ass-backwards compliments that for some unknown reason works (also do it with humour, then they do not know if you are kidding or not because seriously who would want to ever be with someone that narcissitic?)
09. Set goals. Set goals. Set goals. This whole, when you least expect it it falls in your lap shit is for suckers. You should have a best friend who you can trust with your life, to spur you on and challenge you. Healthy competition is great competition. Make goals for the year, the season and the month.
10. This may sound the cheesiest, but girls with boyfriends are fantastic. For one, someone else in the world thinks highly enough of them to date them singularly, so that is some brownie points. And behind every girl, is some guy tired of railing her.
***
My cousin (see #9) added this after reading this, and I think it can go in with #2, haha:At any point in the night someone might be noticing you, so make sure that you don’t make a face you don’t want anyone who might be noticing you to notice.
flavorful
(Sep 13 07, 17:12)
- Crouwel0
:D
If I were a girl (I'm still in the transitional phase before they make and incision in the base of my penis and create the vagina from this) I'd want to fuck jackryan.chossy
(Sep 14 07, 01:58)
- kelpie0
where in the fuck was flavorful's latest essay in self delusion based?
- mrdobolina0
i always thought the protocol was to dance like a chicken on their front lawn while bawk bawk bawking i don't need your shit no more take your shit and eat it whore i don't need your shit
that's how we do it in georgia
_salisae_
(Sep 14 07, 15:27)
- Jaline0
haha nice almost makes me want to sing up at facebook but i will not because i heard it can turn against you and then eat away all your friends and give you an even worse reputation so you become lonely and lonelier and start to do strange things like humping pets and then you get arrested and in jail you have to pick up soap and then they recognize you from facebook and make you eat the soap and all that.
Crouwel
(Sep 16 07, 04:37)It sure can, but there are some negative aspects to Facebook too.
Wolfboy
(Sep 16 07, 08:19)
- e-pill0
If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you!
Dublao7
(Sep 20 07, 12:30)
- paraselene0
maybe yes, maybe no, maybe fuck yourself.
dopepope
(Sep 21 07, 15:26)
- BonSeff0
Ric Flair helped me set up a kick ass hedge fund, and now I own the Cayman Islands.
Don't laugh at the outfit. The guy is a financial genius that makes George Soros look like that drunk sleeping under the bridge over there.
AndyRoss
(Sep 23 07, 15:33)