PVN Anthology V
- Started
- Last post
- 193 Responses
- Concrete0
asians are so passé... who even notices them anymore?
neue75_bold
(Jul 2 07, 05:12)
- designerror0
Rikke: Hej Cowboy fra El Paso, hvordan går det, ?
Cowboy fra El Paso: For fanden, det går godt, tak. Hvad med dig?
Rikke: Jeg har det fint.
Cowboy fra El Paso: heh? hvad så?
Louise: Ikke noget særligt.
Cowboy fra El Paso: Hej hej, Louise, hej, hej, hesten!
Louise: Vi ses.
v-gates
(Jul 2 07, 04:51)LOL
- Crouwel0
british people laugh about it, american people panic, and swedes just chill.
modernstyle
(Jul 4 07, 02:53)Whilst the swiss stay neutral and stay at home, watching Heidi re-runs.
:P ascii
Nairn
(Jul 4 07, 02:56)
- Nairn0
i've just had the worst insult ever. i just got told that jelly beans hate me.
vespa
(Jul 4 07, 05:28)I'm sure they're just being confectionate, vespa.
Concrete
(Jul 4 07, 05:31)*unsure whether to laugh or cry
- emecks0
you need Google Anal.
Typographica
(Jul 5 07, 00:47)out of context but excellent.
- bolus0
Rikke - psychotic 6 inch pubed inverted nippled danish whore bitch that is £2k in debt to me.
emecks
(Jul 5 07, 02:12)
- spendogg0
And whatever happened to Deon Sanders and his hot dog machine?
morilla
(Jul 13 07, 09:55)
- -sputnik-0
wolverine in his own movie!!?
my panties just quivered...
barbtastic
(Jul 20 07, 07:34)
- blaw0
I AM CLARTICUS!
Concrete
(Jul 24 07, 03:01)
- ninjasavant0
ladyboy is getting the shaft.
and man...that sounds like a bad porn...
;)
ex
exador1
(Jul 25 07, 09:52)
- _salisae_0
how dare you cheapen the miracle cycle of female rebirth and renewal you misogynist trendoid whore.
kelpie
(Jul 31 07, 02:25)
- canuck0
here's a rundown so far for the lazy folk:
Jesse has discovered how the universe works.
Jesse made a nice diagram to explain.
Folk enjoyed the infographic visually, yet struggled with it's meaning.
Jesse becomes impatient with these idiots, afterall, its all there in the diagram.
The idiots respond with words of wisdom, they tell of their own wisdom, their own humility, their own communication skills and above all, they speak of their humanity
Jesse responds, HE CAN COMMUNICATE, HE HAS A GREAT LIFE, HE HAS ACHIEVED EVERYTHING
The crowd becomes angry, they shout with ever increasing humility - WE KNOW OUR LIMITS BUT WE VALUE PEOPLE, WE HAVE MASTERED EXISTENTIALISM, WE ARE THE PEOPLE, COME DOWN FROM YOUR PEDESTAL JESSE JENSEN THEY SHOUT.
But Jesse will not come down, Jesse will fight on, for he has the power within him, he has the power to craft type and has worked alongside such greats as NoPattern the light dabbler, he has crafted music his entire life as he breathes from the 'Unicleus', he has a hypertext transfer protocol website and he has a voice! HE IS A HUMAN AND A THINKER! A COMMUNICATOR! HE HAS COME FAR AND ACHIEVED MUCH AND WHO ARE YOU WEASLES TO POUR SCORN? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM AND DRINK FROM HIS FOUNTAIN OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE FOR YE CAN LEARN MUCH FROM HIM! RESPECT HIM! LOVE HIM!
The crowd has begun to disperse, somewhat grudgingly, they look back over their shoulders and spit on the ground, cursing under their breath. Jesse, still atop his pedestal watches hands on hips before turning and with a swagger returning to his important work. Soon the peasants shall fall at his feet, perhaps if he waits quite still and solitary, perhaps as it is said the world will freely offer itself to him to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at his feet. You'll see.
max_prophet
(Jul 31 07, 04:51)
- blaw0
"I can't love you. You kern like a whore."
harlequino
(Aug 1 07, 08:37)
- barbtastic0
"I can't love you. You kern like a whore."
harlequino
(Aug 1 07, 08:37)
blaw
(Aug 1 07, 09:36)i have thought this to myself a number of times!
- chossy0
HIVj
Concrete(Aug 6 07, 04:4
he is a bad man
- _salisae_0
The 1980's called, wants its' taboos back...
moth
(Aug 6 07, 09:06)
- e-pill0
i have no idea why i wrote in _salisae_...
... I meant Calles... :)
PonyBoy
(Aug 9 07, 08:57)
- e-pill0
"I know, it's mean but remember: graphic designers are the cause of breast cancer among middle aged women."
awesome
-sputnik-
(Aug 10 07, 12:56)
- KevinTx0
CALLES, if your confused, you don't have a zebra suit.
there really are no lines to read between.
capn_ron
(Aug 10 07, 13:44)
- flavorful0
They should make some fart sex animations...
JackRyan
(Aug 15 07, 07:02)JackRyan, I think you have gone off the topic just a littel.
waynepixel
(Aug 15 07, 07:17)