Porsche Panamera
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- vwsung18t0
i know what you're saying about the man's anus, i didn't notice it sounding like a leaf blower. I do notice the fan staying on awhile after i turn the car off.
- Jaline0
my brain semi-exploded from reading this thread.
- jox0
You should definitely invest in a VAG-COM, best purchase I've ever made. Spits out all error codes in seconds. It has saved me thousands and thousands of dollars over the years.....
- vwsung18t0
i know, i can also take it down the street to an autozone and they'll read my code for free.
i do have an ODB-II tool but the software i have is a demo and has sections locked out.
maybe i should just buy a VAG-COM
- Llyod0
whenever someone types 'car' here there will invariably be a flood of audi-speak. they're really not good cars.
- Irafis0
I worked in this studio 3 years. A couple of years ago they designed this: http://www.protoscar.com/shootin…
- -sputnik-0
check yer mail jox
- ribit0
"A couple of years ago they designed this: www.protoscar.com/shoo..."
ouch, I'd tried to forget that one... they can do better than that.
- madirish0
Lloyd, can you outline a little more why you hold this position? helps the whole thread from not being trolled and stuff....
- Crouwel0
You should definitely invest in a VAG-COM, best purchase I've ever made. Spits out all error codes in seconds. It has saved me thousands and thousands of dollars over the years.....
jox
(Jul 26 07, 11:02)what the f* is a VAG-COM?
A cyber giner?
- -sputnik-0
what the f* is a VAG-COM?
A cyber giner?
Crouwel
(Jul 26 07, 13:15)it's a vagina/computer combination. i've been told it's quite useful if you never intend to leave the house ;)
- jox0
VAG-Com is a diagnostics app for Audi/VWs. Plug it into the car and it spits out all the error codes.
And if you flip it upside down, there are plastic boobies that feels just like the real thing!!
- ribit0
"..And if you flip it upside down, there are plastic boobies that feels just like the real thing!!"
I.. had.. no.. idea...
(said in Jodie Foster gazing-at-universe voice)
- Crouwel0
what the f* is a VAG-COM?
A cyber giner?
Crouwel
(Jul 26 07, 13:15)it's a vagina/computer combination. i've been told it's quite useful if you never intend to leave the house ;)
-sputnik-
(Jul 26 07, 13:17)*grabs mastercard
- -sputnik-0
And if you flip it upside down, there are plastic boobies that feels just like the real thing!!
jox
(Jul 26 07, 13:28)i really have no interest in boobies, but this intrigues even me!
- tkmeister0
maybe i should move out of this expensive city and buy a really really nice car.
- jox0
- ribit0
But with VAG-Com you can stay in the city and be happy. Hell, you can stay at home and be happy.
- vwsung18t0
jox, what are you talking about? the VAG-COM doesn't have boobies underneath-
*flips VAG-COM
...oh nevermind
- ribit0
*thinks... maybe there is a market for sex toys... with a diagnostics app for Audi/VWs on the reverse side...