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- TheBlueOne0
I'd respond but then They would know.
- now WE know.zenmasterfoo
- That's ok...just don't tell Them.TheBlueOne
- fyoucher10
epin... rim... job...hmmmm.
- juhls0
shhh
- benfal990
A couple years ago, a friend of mine sent me a bunch of weird porn pictures by email, I selected all files and clicked 'open' (I didnt know it was porn images) and then, the computer frozed up on one of them and my boss was coming in the office, I hitted Esc and Ctrl+Q and Alt F4 without succes... I wanted to die.
- Nairn0
Mmm, cubicles.
- Hombre_Lobo0
Why would you even download porn at work?
You gonna jerk off in the office? Got the Internet at home haven't ya??I understand getting in trouble for opening links or images someone sent you. But porn??
- Hombre_Lobo0
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- benfal990
A couple years ago, a friend of mine sent me a porn image by email, i opened it at work (i didnt know it was a porn img, he didnt mention it) and once the image was open, my boss arrived in the office, i tried to close the window but my computer freezed up at this very moment... i couldnt do anything and the image was open full screen. Awkward moment. I even tried to shut off the computer by pushing the on/off button but didnt have the time.
- DaveO0
Anyone ever got caught wanking at work?
- Milan0
- This guy obviously does.DaveO
- awesomedMullins
- that's terribledoesnotexist
- hahah amazingifeltdave
- duhsign0
never busted...my girlfriend did visit me at the office on late nights on a few occasions and we used the desks of coworkers I didn't like for adult activities. Theres nothing better than taking crap from someone and the whole time your thinking that desk where your food is sitting was covered in ass and u have no clue...hahahahahaha
- epic_rim0
I'm not worried about th3m knowing about the p0r n i sometimes see at w0rk.
- orrinward0
Recently a developer joined the small company I work for. We all work from our own laptops at the moment, and mine is my home laptop. The night before the event I'm describing happened I'd been taking some naughty pictures for the missus as she was in the states. I'd sent them to her in an email.
My new colleague who I'd know for all of a week or so is round on my desk trying to sort me out with the latest version of Rails, and we were getting errors. He says the best the thing to do would be take a screenshot of my Gemfile and send it to him.
With him over my shoulder I take a screenshot, save it to desktop and fire up GMail. Forgetting momentarily that GMail remembers the last specified location for attachments, I click 'add attachment' and that's the reason I now have thumbnails turned off.
I apologised and jokingly said 'As part of initiation we show each other our cocks' and we both just sort of pretended it didn't happen and carried on working on my screen for an hour or so.
When I worked at Absolute Radio the IT guys had remote access to our PCs if we needed assistance, but sometimes they'd abuse this power. I'd often come in in the morning to find Goatse as my background, or my homepage switched to YouPorn, with my boss behind me. Thankfully we were relaxed with everything!
- NonEntity0
Lunchtime & I spotted some story in the news about dogs being skinned alive in China & thought it didn't sound quite right. Sounded like some tall story some sandal-wearing campaigner had embelished along the line somewhere.
Checked it on youtube and yup there it was, damned grisly footage with this poor dog waking up, after being knocked unconscious, in the middle of being skinned, and the guy carrying on regardless.
My CD happened to turn around just then! — me still with half-eaten sandwich in hand and vaguely chewing the last remnants of the last bite I took minutes before. I was kind of half-frozen in disbelief, but it came across like I was just half-bored unwinding, working up an appetite for my sammidge with some good ol' animal skinning of a lunchtime. He was kind of lost for words, haha...!