Breaking Bad
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- mg330
I tell ridiculous stories to my mom all the time, prank call her, etc. I need to come up with a fake ending for the show and tell her that a friend in Hollywood heard the ending and told me what's gonna happen.
- Ramanisky20
Final Episode
Walt quits the business .. moves to New York, changes his name to Tim Whatley, goes to a dental college and begins to date a woman named Elaine who has a friend named Jerry.
- this is the only ending that makes sense to meOP31
- Looks like Michael Fassbender.randommail
- mg330
How about this:
Final scene is Walt with the M60 machine gun trying to kill Skyler and the new meth crew she's in business with, and out of nowhere Walt Jr. shows up and clubs Walt Sr. with his arm stilts "Yu Yu You can't kill mom, shuh she makes better breakfast." Freeze frame and credits on:
- mg330
In all seriousness, there has to be a showdown of some kind between Walt and Hank. Hank MUST catch him; that Walter is right under his nose for the duration of the series must be resolved. I imagine that some sort of stakeout or bust puts the two of them face to face and Hank knows instantly that Walt is Heisenberg, but without any previous knowledge or assumptions. It needs to be an instantaneous "Walt, it's been you this whole time?" I think that Walt, in a moment of wanting to get away, and at that point so swept up in his own power, would attempt to kill Hank to get away, only to be shot by another agent that Walt can't see. He's dead, and Hank is totally consumed with what he just discovered, and the fact that Walt is dead and he can't ask questions, can't work the case and put the pieces together. He's just overwhelmed that his own brother-in-law turns out to be the big meth maker he's been chasing for more than a year.
Skyler (if she's not already dead from self-inflicted misery) will completely breakdown and finally admit her involvement, but Hank will figure out a way for her to be safe and not face charges, owing to constant coercion and manipulation by Walt.
- FUCKING SPOILER ALERT,
YOU CUNT!detritus - Which is to say - that sounds eminently plausible :)detritus
- Hold on - did douglas just make the exact-same joke not two posts up there? ffs.detritus
- .. I read threads backwards. Here, at least. PS, Douglas - fuck you.detritus
- hey, Douglas, seeing as you're evidently not coming back to NTC - are you ever coming back to London?detritus
- The likely hood of making it back to London is anytime soon small. I signed a sublet back in NY through April 2013.Douglas
- The likelihood of returning to NTC in due time is good.Douglas
- PS, fuck you too.Douglas
- DID NOT READ. TOO SMART.BrokenHD
- OK, that'll give time enough for empire building. See you then!detritus
- tim says stay the fuck out of ntc.lvl_13
- tim's just mad there is one less person to do semiotic research for him. tell tim to go shove some scones and dog sick up his ass and go fuck himself.Douglas
- ...his ass and go fuck himself!Douglas
- Adds "Dog sick" to list of terms to draw from when insulting someone.detritus
- FUCKING SPOILER ALERT,
- JG_LB0
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- instrmntl0
I like Lydia. She's nuts.
- randommail0
Walt should go full darkside and bang Lydia.
the decision is pretty easy when you have this waiting at home...
- two things you should never stick your dick in: 1. a blender 2. crazy._niko
- dunno why you all think she's nuts. She's frantic for damned good reason. I see no crazy there.dopepope
- lolernexbcn
- haha!moldero
- So is Skyler but most people seem to completely hate her.CyBrainX
- I just hate her jaws. I have a business suite fetish, so the crazy chick is ok with me.
nthkl
- nthkl0
Crazy Man Jaws in full affect.
- rylamar0
How Jesse coming to dinner could have backfired.
- nthkl0
What's gonna happen tonight? I predict, shit-storm.
- Ramanisky20
Mother of God
- mg330
I can't believe that Mike choked on popcorn!!
- Ramanisky20
and Skylar finding out she is pregnant
- Ambushstudio0
Fucking Awesome.
Skyler HAS to die, that bitch will be Walt´s dream killer
- Miguex0
You god damn right I am!
I hate that there's only one episode left.
This SUCKS BALLSIACKS
- FUCK YEAH!Ambushstudio
- Fucken fuck yeh, I thought. I didn't say it outloud cause I'm not really suited to butch behavior, the wife would laugh.mikotondria3
- yupmoldero
- see_bee0
How could both mike and walt be so reckless? Seems like walt would've come up with a better solution knowing that mike is "out"... like kill the sweets lawyer, duh. Ah! what a major blunder tonight.
- Ramanisky20
^^ for Walt I think it was just mostly because he got tired of being treated like a little bitch by Mike ... no respect for the Heisen
- Neither.
It was because he wanted the 7 names.CyBrainX - well Mike did treat Walt like a little bitch .. more than onceRamanisky2
- 9 names. It's 9 people.
You'd be a shit criminal, sir.mikotondria3
- Neither.