Tarantula
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- vitamins
So I wake up in the middle of the night, and I see this huge fucken spider creeping down towards the ceiling a feet away from my face. I grab my pillow and knock it across the room. This morning I called the landlord to get the exterminator in here, and they said they can't make it today and will try to fit me in this WEEK!
- vitamins0
Hopefully it was only a dream, but I think it really happened.
- CALLES1
she is probably laying eggs all around your house
- holy shitvitamins
- Especially in your pillow.egosmoke
- and your ears.prophet0NE
- TheBlueOne0
- Has she got any pants on?Horp
- http://www.gstatic.c…CyBrainX
- epic_rim0
I had a friend with a spider problem...the spider killed her cat and laid eggs inside of it.
- vitamins0
I'm thinking one of my neighbors and a pet spider, and it escaped and wants to find a resting spot on my face...........my face.
- jimbojones0
you know, if you see one these things around, it means there are 10x more somewhere you can't see them
- epic_rim0
Did it have eight legs? Eight leg spiders are the most dangerous, they literally do NOT care what they kill or where they nest. They love hair.
- prophet0NE0
sleep tight.
- shit, that's how big it wasvitamins
- awww. i think it likes the cameraman...baseline_shift
- If that hairy cocksucker was on my ceiling, I would burn the house down and sleep in the car. AAAACK!!!!!!!!elahon
- fuck my lifePoint5
- It's a sticker :-)
Sandman_1982 - be the hokie kokie!jimzyk
- its just a spidertank
- vitamins0
Just to be clear, this wasn't a house spider. This was huge, the size of a tarantula.
- Mimio0
Also a good Ride album
- baseline_shift0
does it like you? Can you adopt it?
- vitamins0
I'm thinking because it was sneaking up on me, it wanted to attack me.
- it wanted a spider-hug. the big ones are often quite affectionate.baseline_shift
- it's like a cuddly bear hug.. but with venom.prophet0NE