Tarantula
Tarantula
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- CygnusZero40
Fun fact for you. On average, you will eat about 8 spiders in your sleep during your lifetime. Read that years ago and it never left me.
- whereRI0
- God that just made my left leg feel weak for some reason.CygnusZero4
- HAHAHAHA, i hear you. i used to run away screamin like a 10 yr old girlwhereRI
- this girl i dated, she was 16 , she would just catch them and take them and drop them in a field. crazy bitchwhereRI
- they're like a scorpion and a fucking tarantula combined god damn itset
- Who the fuck would pick that thing up? She must have had some minor brain damage.CygnusZero4
- yeah , she was a bit of a hippie. she wouldnt let me kill it or anything. i mean ffs!?!?whereRI
- can they kill? is they're blood corrosive acid?set
- im usually that annoying guy that doesn't let anyone kill anything but I would fuck this shit upset
- I cant even make out what that head is.CygnusZero4
- they can give a nasty bight, i dont think very poisonous tho, i mean what in their right mind would fuck with that thing. who needs poison when u look like the devil?whereRI
- ...needs poison when you look like the devil?whereRI
- set0
I was making a smoothie this morning and just as I hit the button to blend I noticed a spider was in there with all my fruit. Meh.. bit of extra protein.
- You didnt leave it in there.CygnusZero4
- it was too late, already blended. Wasn't going to waste all that fruit now, was I!set
- i like the way you made that a statement and not a question Cyg...whereRI
- Lol, who cares about the fruit? Those things are dirty too, you have no idea what could have been on it.CygnusZero4
- Hopefully it stayed the night on a big stinky horse shit.set
- I have such a fear of spiders that I wouldnt eat out of that blender ever again.CygnusZero4
- i don't mind them, that half scorpion, half spider, half satan scares the fuck outa me though. I wouldnt have smoothied that one, thats fo sho.set
- for sure...set
- lol at stinky horse shitvitamins
- whereRI0
this is how it make a nest
- hans_glib0
- I'm fine with all of this. It's cockroaches that scare the shite out of me. They can survive in space and after nuclear annihilation!!!!shapesalad