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- lukus_W0
I think Jesus would give the money to charity.
- sigg0
lol.
so i just got a call from the bank. the guy was trying way to hard to get me to admit the $ amount that i pulled out of the atm.
"sir i have you on video counting the money in your lap"
"ok, what color pants am i wearing?".... nothing but silence.
"sir i can see you pull folded bills from the machine"
"really? because you said a minute ago that the person before me made a withdrawl for $360, but he only got a $20 bill, which means the machine spit out $400 worth of bills in perfect fashion, and you and i both know that didn't happen.... the machine spit out a corner of my money and i pulled, which mangled the $60 that i withdrew. then i looked down and saw that some jackass folded a wad of cash and stuck it into the dispenser, which was the reason why my 60 barely came out."
"let me call you right back"
10 minutes later he calls back saying "listen, how much did you get? we know you got extra"
"100"
"can you bring it back in, no questions asked?"
"sure"yeah. i still made out with 100. shhhh.
- from what i gathered the guy who lost the money lied about the machine not spitting out enoughsigg
- the bank investigator must have called him out on it. when he called back it was apparent he would have no way of telling...sigg
- exactly how much i got. i still kinda feel bad though. the 200 didn't buy shit. i think i paid bills with it. :/sigg
- benfal990
Agents will get you sooner or later. You can living a life of fear.
- benfal990
a girl i know went to an ATM and at the screen she saw "Would you like to make another operation?" ... the latest person forgot to close his transaction and his card! Well, the girl i know made another operation, she took a lot of money and leaved. No bank or police ever catch her.
- you in a dress isn't really a girl.airey
- you can't leaved...you lust leave.dbloc
- airey, you're on a roll. why are you so angry today?monospaced
- you cant lust, you just just.iCanHasQBN
- you can't just, you can...damn. i'z stucked.airey
- You can leafbenfal99
- impossible- when it asks you to do that you have to put in your card again anyways. LIAR!doesnotexist
- iCanHasQBN0
You were wearing gray pants.