Jokes in poor taste...
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- MrT0
What's 12 inches long, stiff in the morning and makes women scream?
- MrT0
What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked for 3 years?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
- hotroddy0
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met U.S. General Patraeus.
They shook hands.
As they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."
The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura
who is black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims.My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."
The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,
"That's because it takes place in the future".
- BusterBoy1
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
- GeorgesII0
Let's bring this glorious thread to it's root
- oh fuck...********
- hahahaha
necromation - TA!!********
- also, clams are shellfishsarahfailin
- oh fuck...
- meatball2
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- this is twistedhotroddy
- ohhhh SHIITTT!!! HAHAHAHAProjectile
- Damn, son. Damn.********
- what is that boneless creature?Beeswax
- georgesIII-2
So I'm in bed with this chick and we've been laying there for some time, so I go:
"Hey, are we gonna fuck or what?"
"You're being a bit presumptuous." She says.
"Presumptuous? That's a big word for an 8 year old!"
- It would have been funnier if you would had already fucked her.********
- It would have been funnier if you would had already fucked her.
- MrT2
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pilot.
- BusterBoy0
What do Bruce Willis & Charlie Sheen have in common?
Both big in the 80's and had their old slots filled by Ashton Kutcher.
- http://sadtrombone.c…ideaist
- Just kidding BusterBoy; I smirked.
: )ideaist - Just re-read...wasn't that funny! ;)BusterBoy
- Slots, meh.********
- Demi Moore was also big in the 80s and had her old slot filled by Kutcher********
- errr, right.BusterBoy
- aka, PUNK'Dmonospaced
- oh was moore an ex of one of those two then? Fortunately I don't read hello magazine.********
- Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were married for years and had a daughter together.monospaced
- Three daughters, actually. Then he got Punk'd by Kutchermonospaced
- Lol at joke going miles over set's head!ETM
- They're both actors. There I solved it.iCanHazQBN
- It really did go straight over my head didn't it haha. I'll leave.********
- also, gfy********
- Set - "What's a Bruce Willis?"HAYZ1LLLA
- And proud********
- cannonball19781
What's the best thing about raping a retard?
You get a hug afterwards.
- Projectile1
- lolwut********
- is that considered poor taste now??georgesIII
- too soon?Gnash
- lolwut
- georgesIII0
bumpin coz bored
- Maaku0
What's white, hard, and 9 inches long?
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- mg330
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
