Jokes in poor taste...
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- TheGreatGlorpo0
My girlfriend just freaked me out. She gave me a blowjob but insisted on roleplaying as a 14 year old. Fucking weird and gross.
I was like, "You're going to be 14 in a couple of years anyway, what's the rush?"
- TheGreatGlorpo0
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her father in the shower. Being young and quite naive she points to her fathers penis and asks when she will get 'one of those'
Her father looks at his watch. "When your mother leaves for work"
- necromation0
^ wow... i bet your real fun at your nieces and nephews parties LOL
- ********1
Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you're offered food you fat cunt!
- hahahahanecromation
- ahahah das fatistGeorgesIV
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- hahahahaBattleAxe
- cruddlebub-1
I've just paid for my wife and her mother to go to Paris for two weeks.
That's how much I hate the fucking French.
- cruddlebub0
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
- cruddlebub0
A man walked to a primary school at home time for the children.
One young teacher approached the man and asked him 'so which child is yours?' To which the man replied,
'I don't mind, surprise me.'
- cruddlebub0
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.
Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
- hans_glib0
A student asked his english professor, "what is the definition of a dilemma ?"
The professor said, "well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that".
"Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other".
"Who are you going to turn your back on?"
- GeorgesIV0
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
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Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free
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People are surprised when I tell them my grandfather survived a concentration camp.But to be honest, most of the guards did
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What's a similarity between a fat lady and a brick?Sooner or later they will both get laid by a Mexican.
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What do black people and bicycles have in common? They both stop working when you take the chains off.
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Boy walks in on his Dad mastubating, never seen anyone doing this he says "Daddy, what are you doing?"His Dad replies "Don't worry, you will be doing it soon enough"
"Really? Why is that, Daddy?"
"Well, my arm is getting tired..."
- GeorgesIV0
A man is walking through the woods on the way to a nearby river. He suddenly happens across a crying young girl. "whats the matter?" he asked. "Well my puppy ran into the water and got swept away by the current. My dad went into the water to save the puppy, and they both ended up drowning." she sobs. The man, while casually unzipping his pants says, "well, i guess today just isn't your day then"
- I knew it! OoOcjfclarence
- AAAWWW NIOOOO!!!!! hahahaProjectile
- dear... god... hahahahPonyBoy
- Miguex0
- this is dumb. hand not accurate.ohhhhhsnap
- fuckin glolteh
- *in tearsPonyBoy
- MrT0
I feared my wife had Tourette's, so I took her to see a psychiatrist.
The good news? She's not got it.
The bad news? I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.
- mg330
Not in poor taste, but really funny:
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
- funny, was this in a movie?_niko
- except this doesn't work, 'cause "Fathers" likes boys, not girls...sine
- < The father only knows through other confessions. So does work.HAYZ1LLLA
- lolohhhhhsnap
- Italian girls be slutsdopepope
- GeorgesIV0
- ohhhhh dayym!!Projectile
- whoaaaaa, did i really just chuckle at that one.
yep :(freakpelican
- BusterBoy0
You think lamb is expensive where you live...
In New Zealand, it's $50 per hour!
