Jokes in poor taste...
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- autoflavour0
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like licking out your sister........
It tastes the same but it just aint right!
- johanito-1
Q: Why do women get yeast infections?
A: So they understand what it's like to live with a miserable cunt too.
- ohhhhhsnap0
Diff'rent Strokes feel? So not funny.
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not even offensive
?GeorgesIV - are they a fake family?johanito
- not fake, johanitodoesnotexist
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- ZOOP0
How many Somalis can you fit in a phone booth?
- GeorgesIV0
@oohsnap
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The other day I was watching a documentary on Discovery channel,
I got the weirdest boner when they showed the shower scenes
-See
- ********0
I went to a charity disco last night in aid of women born without legs.
The dance floor was crawling with fanny!
- Akagiyama0
What do you call an asian woman with no arms propped up against a wall?
Irene.
- chris_himself_20
Q: Why do women get yeast infections?
- ...chris_himself_2
- A; So they know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt once and a while.chris_himself_2
- Timeline********
- About 2-3 times year depending on the girl.chris_himself_2
- johanito0
A cunt.
What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?
- johanito0
Everyone should be treated as equals.
Whether they are Brown, Black, Yellow or the normal fucking colour.
- johanito0
I'm not racist.
I do NOT discriminate against anybody just because they have brown skin.
Hindu, Sikh, Muslim.....They're all Paki to me.
- GeorgesIV0
Once, a pedophile was driving around a school and picked a random little girl up in his car. The pedo stopped the car in a parking lot and asked the little girl, "Do you know what a penis is?" The little girl answered no. So the guy started opening his pants to show the little girl what it was. And the girl said, "Oh! So it's like a dick, but smaller?"
- GeorgesIV0
So I was eating this bitch out when I tasted horse semen and I was like, "So that's how you died, Grandma."
- but if you... and the... fuuuuu :oZOOP
- aahahaahacruddlebub
- GeorgesIV0
A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.
The father screams "What the hell are you doing?"
The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
- TheGreatGlorpo0
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
- >>TheGreatGlorpo
- "Honey, I'm home!"TheGreatGlorpo
- I've got HIV?GeorgesIV
- Vagina has teeth?BK
- TheGreatGlorpo0
A Guy Gets On An Elevator With A Lady, And After 4 Floors He Turns And Asks, "Can I Smell Your Vagina?", The Women, Shocked At The Question Answers, "No!". So The Guy Says, "Oh, It Must Be Your Feet Then."
