Jokes in poor taste...
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- GeorgesII0
ooooh lawd///
A man drives up to the top of a cliff, sees a little girl looking over the edge, and he stops, gets out of the car and asks her what she is doing.She replies, between sobs, "There was a car accident, I was thrown from the car, but my parents plunged to their deaths on the rocks below."
The man starts walking towards her, unzipping his pants, "It is just not your day..."
- I lol'edMaaku
- holy shit that's tastelessmonospaced
- ahahaha wow.CanHasQBN
- GeorgesII0
why do all black people have nightmares?
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cus the ones who have dreams get shot
- stepson0
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
aids.
- yikes!teh
- dammmmn
necromation - ohHAYZ1LLLA
- hahahahacruddlebub
- LOL WOW. this is... wow.CanHasQBN
- bliznutty0
How can you tell when a Hippie girl is on the rag?
She's only wearing one sock
- oh jesusbigtrick
- i dont understanddrgs
- the other sock is shoved in her snizz.bulletfactory
- HAHAHernexbcn
- GeorgesII0
Wow, is it true?
Apparently Adolph Hitler killed himself because of the constant bullying from the Russian.
farewell my sweet angel
- JG_LB0
"I've never had an abortion, but I've been to a few."
- teh0
Q: Why did OJ attend his ex-wife's funeral?
A: So he could see that the body was disposed of.
- elahon0
Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
- lolfuturemongolian
- I always thought a tramp was a girl?teh
- tramp = hoboAmicus
- thought a tramp was like a slut.CanHasQBN
- must be a regional thing.CanHasQBN
- necromation0
Tramp walks into a bar, and asks the landlord for a toothpick.
Five minutes later another tramp walks in and ask for a toothpick.This happens three more times...
Finally, an hour later one more tramp walks in...
"lemme guess... You want a toothpick right!"
The tramp replies "no... but do you have a straw?""what do you need a straw for" asks the landlord.
"well... Someone threw up all over the street and all my mates got the chunky bits, so all i'm left with is the juice"
- GeorgesII0
- Haha!elahon
- jesus thats a bad lolcruddlebub
- LOL!!!********
- GeorgesII0
made me chuckle
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TIL that on September 11th, 2001, Papa John's delivered two pizzas to the World Trade Center. They were two large plains.
- kap0r0
What do orphans get at Christmas?
Lonely.
- GeorgesII0
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
- mg330
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
- GeorgesII0
When the doctor said my child will have down syndrome!
- JerseyRaindog0
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do, it's cancer.
