Jokes in poor taste...
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- GeorgesII0
I was eating out my grandmother and all of a sudden I tasted horse semen and I'm like,
"Oh Grandma, so that's how you died!"- ...drgs
- WOW!
necromation - wow indeed...
mikotondria3 - yikes!Reeno
- that's demented, who talks to a corpse?zarkonite
- GeorgesII0
Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
"Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter?
The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!?The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time"
- cruddlebub0
have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?
it never gets old...
- cruddlebub0
nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off you're dick....
especially when you weren't wearing one when you started.
- cruddlebub0
i lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night....
i wanted my first time to be special.
- GeorgesII0
A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."
The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, i pick the scabs."
- cruddlebub0
has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a peadophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?
- GeorgesII0
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt
- johnny_wobble0
this kid comes home and asks his mom, "why do i have the biggest dick in 3rd grade? is it 'cause i'm black?"
mom says, "no son, it's 'cause you're 15."
- had to take my calculator and do a multiplication ;PGeorgesII
- cannonball19780
What's the best thing about raping a retard?
You get a hug after.
- elahon0
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear...
- GeorgesII0
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
- GeorgesII0
I ran into Hitler.
I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to?
He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"
"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"
"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."- HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH... Opps!
necromation - oh good one! LOL
soo bad! so good!pango
- HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH... Opps!
- GeorgesII0
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
- kingsteven0
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper tits
- BusterBoy0
In a recent survey, Australian aboriginal males have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out by a leading toiletries firm, a huge majority, 86%, of aboriginal males, said that they have had sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
- cruddlebub0
i never miss my wife.....
each punch is 100% accurate
- cruddlebub0
i had to learn a bit of sign language to tell my deaf girlfriend that i was splitting up with her...
i must of got it wrong as she slit her throat the next day.
- cruddlebub0
two interesting facts about me.
1) my cock is the same length as two argos pens.
2) i'm banned from argos.
- cruddlebub0
i was sucking off this bird last night when i thought "wait a minute...."